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by **Harrison** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:51 pm

Me, my cousin, and my brother were thinking of showing up to this house modeled specifically after a medieval European castle geared in armor and a battering ram.

This house is complete with crenelations, massive wooden doors to look like a drawbridge style gate, etc.

I would rather show up with a siege tower, but it's not exactly feasible.

by **Narrock** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:52 pm

I wonder if they RP behond the castle walls.

by **araby** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:08 pm

omg if you do, you need to take pics. and post them.

by **Spazz** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:10 pm

Maybe they will come out and do comabt with you. I been waiting for someone to lay seige to my house for years now.

by **Harrison** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:12 pm

If they played along, it would probably make my life (not just my day).

Oh, there'd definitely be video of this if we decided upon a good way to go about it.

I was thinking about a trojan bunny, and playing the "building sounds" that play in the background of Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail when they build theirs.

I figured being mildly original was a better idea.

We can make chainmail at work with leftover steel welding rods with relative ease. (We've already made gauntlets)

by **Maeya** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:34 pm

There's a house in GA modeled after a castle, too. Except he has lawn gnomes on the column of stones between the fence parts. I think I have photos somewhere.

But I think your idea is funny. Sounds like something that might appear on Jackass or Triggerhappy.

by **Harrison** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:52 pm

That is it! (apparently there are a SHITLOAD more of them in R.I. I haven't seen. I am sensing a raid)

by **Spazz** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:06 pm

RAID LOOKING FOR MORE

by **Harrison** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:23 pm

I just don't want to be on the news for that. I'd never hear the end of it.

by **Tikker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:34 pm

I dunno

if you do it over the top enough, you could get on Letterman or something

by **araby** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:59 pm

the late night shows will take anybody. once I saw a guy on conan who had the hiccups for a year or some crazy amount of time.

by **mappatazee** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:13 am

yeah this kid i went to highschool with lived here http://www.dupontcastle.com/castles/or_unk1.htm and i did go there once. It is very castle-like inside too

by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:09 am

This one time...at band camp...

by **Xaiveir** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:43 am

spazz wrote:RAID LOOKING FOR MORE

LFG!

by **kinghooter00** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:32 pm

Those castles on that website are pretty cool. Didn't know there were so many castles in the US.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:48 pm

i think that's a very creative idea and something people would not soon forget...possibly even posted in the local paper..could make lots of people smile:)

by **10sun** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:11 pm

Put an add in your local paper looking for hardcore determined raiders, no drama please.

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