There's this house in R.I. modeled after a castle...

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There's this house in R.I. modeled after a castle...

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Me, my cousin, and my brother were thinking of showing up to this house modeled specifically after a medieval European castle geared in armor and a battering ram.

This house is complete with crenelations, massive wooden doors to look like a drawbridge style gate, etc.

I would rather show up with a siege tower, but it's not exactly feasible.
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I wonder if they RP behond the castle walls.
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omg if you do, you need to take pics. and post them.
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Maybe they will come out and do comabt with you. I been waiting for someone to lay seige to my house for years now.
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If they played along, it would probably make my life (not just my day).

Oh, there'd definitely be video of this if we decided upon a good way to go about it.

I was thinking about a trojan bunny, and playing the "building sounds" that play in the background of Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail when they build theirs.

I figured being mildly original was a better idea.

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There's a house in GA modeled after a castle, too. Except he has lawn gnomes on the column of stones between the fence parts. I think I have photos somewhere.

But I think your idea is funny. Sounds like something that might appear on Jackass or Triggerhappy.
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That is it! (apparently there are a SHITLOAD more of them in R.I. I haven't seen. I am sensing a raid)
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RAID LOOKING FOR MORE
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I just don't want to be on the news for that. I'd never hear the end of it.
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I dunno

if you do it over the top enough, you could get on Letterman or something ;)
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the late night shows will take anybody. once I saw a guy on conan who had the hiccups for a year or some crazy amount of time.
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yeah this kid i went to highschool with lived here http://www.dupontcastle.com/castles/or_unk1.htm and i did go there once. It is very castle-like inside too
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This one time...at band camp...
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spazz wrote:RAID LOOKING FOR MORE



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Those castles on that website are pretty cool. Didn't know there were so many castles in the US.
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Post by Gargamellow »

i think that's a very creative idea and something people would not soon forget...possibly even posted in the local paper..could make lots of people smile:)
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Put an add in your local paper looking for hardcore determined raiders, no drama please.
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