Woman becomes quadruple amputee after giving birth

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:40 pm

What do you call someone withut arms or legs on your doorstep?

Matt

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:48 pm

kaharthemad wrote:What do you call someone withut arms or legs on your doorstep?

Matt

HA!

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:52 pm

What do you call someone withut arms or legs in the pool?

Bob...

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:35 pm

Jesus you guys are going to make me go to hell for laughing at these. Where is mindia when i need hiim to save my soul :eyecrazy:

leah · Post by **leah** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:20 pm

wait wait!!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?

Art!

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:21 pm

leah wrote:wait wait!!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?

Art!

Dear god...these should not be as funny as they are.

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:23 pm

Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire?

Bernie!

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:26 pm

no arms no legs in the ocean?

Bouy

leah · Post by **leah** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:28 pm

buoy isn't a name, kahar. you lose!

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:35 pm

Boy is. :P

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:37 pm

Whats The name of the Guy With No Arms and No Legs They Keep Dipping In The Water?

Duncan!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:39 pm

There's a lonely single woman looking to remedy her problem so she looks up a personal ad. She sees one that is intriguing. It says "I'll never beat you, I'll never run out on you and if you ask, I'll make great love to you." She calls the guy up, sets a date for 7pm the next day. So she's getting all dolled up for her date and 7 o clock hits. Her doorbell rings and she answers. She opens the door to see a quadriplegic guy in a wheelchair.

He says ambitiously "Hi I'm from the personal ad and I'm here for the date."

She responds, "Uhh...not what I was expecting... Your personal ad didn't say anything about you not having arms."

He says, "Sure it did. It said that I'd never beat you."

She says, "Ok well, it said nothing about you having no legs."

He says, "Yes it did. It said I'd never run out on you."

She says, "How the hell are you supposed to make great love to me?"

He says, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"