What do you call someone withut arms or legs on your doorstep?
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Woman becomes quadruple amputee after giving birth
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kaharthemad - NT Traveller
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kaharthemad - NT Traveller
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kaharthemad - NT Traveller
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by Jay » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:39 pm
There's a lonely single woman looking to remedy her problem so she looks up a personal ad. She sees one that is intriguing. It says "I'll never beat you, I'll never run out on you and if you ask, I'll make great love to you." She calls the guy up, sets a date for 7pm the next day. So she's getting all dolled up for her date and 7 o clock hits. Her doorbell rings and she answers. She opens the door to see a quadriplegic guy in a wheelchair.
He says ambitiously "Hi I'm from the personal ad and I'm here for the date."
She responds, "Uhh...not what I was expecting... Your personal ad didn't say anything about you not having arms."
He says, "Sure it did. It said that I'd never beat you."
She says, "Ok well, it said nothing about you having no legs."
He says, "Yes it did. It said I'd never run out on you."
She says, "How the hell are you supposed to make great love to me?"
He says, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
He says ambitiously "Hi I'm from the personal ad and I'm here for the date."
She responds, "Uhh...not what I was expecting... Your personal ad didn't say anything about you not having arms."
He says, "Sure it did. It said that I'd never beat you."
She says, "Ok well, it said nothing about you having no legs."
He says, "Yes it did. It said I'd never run out on you."
She says, "How the hell are you supposed to make great love to me?"
He says, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
- Jay
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