She's not a muttley by any means but yeah, I can see where people would make assumptions about her.
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Adam Sandler's "She Comes Home to Me" wrote:Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give head to a sheep She can stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me She'll do the groom and the best man She'll slap your ass in the back of a van But she comes home to me She could fuck nine guys in a row But still have a tenth for me And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips Unless you pay an extra fifty So mister, don't you fall in love Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove Since her heart belongs to me She has a throat that just won't quit She can take all of it And still have room for your balls but she shops in the malls for me She'll say twelve then call back and say one But I don't care I know it's just work not fun When she blows you, Jack Don't you think she's not thinking of me She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack But strictly for the cash And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee to watch her put a water bottle in her gash (Put a water bottle in her gash) She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin' But don't you dare try to go antique-ing Cause she does that with me Her pussy's sweet as honey But when she moans, it's just for the money Unless she's sittin' on me She'll cram your asshole with a mouse But she won't do it in our house Tough luck, Jack She knows that don't fly with me She might eat your wife's box But she won't tell ya where you left your socks She rolled up and down your fat prick But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick She's got a face full of nuts And a mouth full of cocks She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block, She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game But they never got to know her actual name On your face she will piss On your chest she might poop But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup That's simply reserved.. Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya But she'll never thank you for free Cause baby... comes home to me. Comin' home!!
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Now why in the fuck would you post a picture like that on here? You know good damn and well most people here are going to try to stir shit up. Dont piss and moan like a girl when people do after posting that picture.
Can I just make a suggestion KH? I'm not being a smartass here or anything..
If she does things just for you like that, maybe post a picture of her in a more family oriented setting to show that side of her, not the side that makes you want to bend her over but the side of her that makes her the woman you love. It'd be a lot easier to perceive her the way you do if you post pictures of her without her thong sticking out or half naked etc.
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Gaazy wrote:Now why in the fuck would you post a picture like that on here? You know good damn and well most people here are going to try to stir shit up. Dont piss and moan like a girl when people do after posting that picture.
P.S. Id fuck her. I love whores.
i'm not pissing and moaning. I could care less what you guys say. Thats why i posted it. So you all know what i'm talking about.
haha christ, kinghooter, no wonder everyone's talking shit, what a slutty pic you chose to post!
that said, she's beautiful! the pics of her face (not the pic with her thong hanging out) are what make me say that she's beautiful, though. what a pretty face!
and gyps, it doesn't matter what he posts--people here are still going to shit all over whatever pictures a person chooses to post. *shrug*
The type of shit you get is totally different though. Nobody has ever accused you of being a prostitute on here have they? An angsty skateboarding singer...MAYBE but not a whore.
