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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:27 am

Gypsiyee wrote:you live in florida too KH.. tell your company they blow goats and provide hideous service.


This is a known fact. I will put it in the complaint box.

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Postby Jay » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:21 pm

Where's that pic of your girl dude...
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:55 pm

oh.....um... I;ll put one up but just for a little while.
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:02 pm

how can i put pics in my profile???? Like so i can post alot
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Postby Jay » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:11 pm

Click yourself, click "Personal Gallery of kinghooter00", click upload.
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:14 pm

oh okay
thats my chick though but i'll put some in my profile.
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:16 pm

Its in my profile, Its the only pic i have on my cellphone that i could load up....
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Postby Jay » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:19 pm

Hmm...I think I might have stuffed some singles down her panties at one point or another. :google:
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:21 pm

She's not a muttley by any means but yeah, I can see where people would make assumptions about her.
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:24 pm

well, she does sexy things for me like that. She doesn't walk around presenting herself like a whore or nothing.
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Postby Spazz » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:27 pm

Are you sure your the only one she does sexy things for ?
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Postby Tacks » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:33 pm

Lolz, still a prostitute.
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:35 pm

Tacks, stick to fucking fat chicks, okay??? Bad attitude be cause she likes to flaunt how she looks.
Dumb shit.
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Postby Jay » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:44 pm

Adam Sandler's "She Comes Home to Me" wrote:Though I have been a fool for love
I have finally made my score
I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
But she loves me the most
Even though she's a highly paid whore
She'll give head to a sheep
She can stuff three cocks in her cheek
But she comes home to me
She'll do the groom and the best man
She'll slap your ass in the back of a van
But she comes home to me
She could fuck nine guys in a row
But still have a tenth for me
And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips
Unless you pay an extra fifty
So mister, don't you fall in love
Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove
Since her heart belongs to me
She has a throat that just won't quit
She can take all of it
And still have room for your balls
but she shops in the malls for me
She'll say twelve then call back and say one
But I don't care I know it's just work not fun
When she blows you, Jack
Don't you think she's not thinking of me
She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack
But strictly for the cash
And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee
to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
(Put a water bottle in her gash)
She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin'
But don't you dare try to go antique-ing
Cause she does that with me
Her pussy's sweet as honey
But when she moans, it's just for the money
Unless she's sittin' on me
She'll cram your asshole with a mouse
But she won't do it in our house
Tough luck, Jack
She knows that don't fly with me
She might eat your wife's box
But she won't tell ya where you left your socks
She rolled up and down your fat prick
But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
She's got a face full of nuts
And a mouth full of cocks
She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,
She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
But they never got to know her actual name
On your face she will piss
On your chest she might poop
But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup
That's simply reserved..
Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya
But she'll never thank you for free
Cause baby... comes home to me.
Comin' home!!
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:44 pm

Now why in the fuck would you post a picture like that on here? You know good damn and well most people here are going to try to stir shit up. Dont piss and moan like a girl when people do after posting that picture.



P.S. Id fuck her. I love whores.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:44 pm

Can I just make a suggestion KH? I'm not being a smartass here or anything..

If she does things just for you like that, maybe post a picture of her in a more family oriented setting to show that side of her, not the side that makes you want to bend her over but the side of her that makes her the woman you love. It'd be a lot easier to perceive her the way you do if you post pictures of her without her thong sticking out or half naked etc.
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Postby Tacks » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:46 pm

what fat chick am i fucking?
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:47 pm

Gaazy wrote:Now why in the fuck would you post a picture like that on here? You know good damn and well most people here are going to try to stir shit up. Dont piss and moan like a girl when people do after posting that picture.



P.S. Id fuck her. I love whores.


i'm not pissing and moaning. I could care less what you guys say. Thats why i posted it. So you all know what i'm talking about.
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Postby Jay » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:47 pm

His mom? Oh snap!
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Postby Tacks » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:48 pm

Yeah your reply totally sounded like you didn't care....at all.
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Postby leah » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:50 pm

haha christ, kinghooter, no wonder everyone's talking shit, what a slutty pic you chose to post!

that said, she's beautiful! the pics of her face (not the pic with her thong hanging out) are what make me say that she's beautiful, though. what a pretty face!

and gyps, it doesn't matter what he posts--people here are still going to shit all over whatever pictures a person chooses to post. *shrug*
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:50 pm

Tacks wrote:what fat chick am i fucking?


who knows.
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Postby Jay » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:51 pm

I think I saw a pic of her on Crielle's myspace.
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Postby leah » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:51 pm

lol ohsnap
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Postby Tacks » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:51 pm

The type of shit you get is totally different though. Nobody has ever accused you of being a prostitute on here have they? An angsty skateboarding singer...MAYBE but not a whore.
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