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by **Tossica** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:50 pm

More specifically, Fuck snow covered ditches on country bumkin dirt roads.

by **Gypsiyee** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:51 pm

ah

you make me love florida.

by **Maeya** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm

This is from my parents' house in South East Minnesota.

This is my dad... he's about 6' tall:

If I am standing on the back deck, reaching up I can barely brush the roof edge with my fingertips (I'm about 5'7")

Again, in perspective, my dad's 6', and the snow's up to his knees.

by **Tuggan** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:28 pm

ouch, any damage to the underside of your ride?

by **Tossica** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:52 pm

Tuggan wrote:ouch, any damage to the underside of your ride?

Not sure yet... the front end feels out of alignment now. Shimmies on the road but that could be ice and snow compressed up in the wheelwells or something... sucks.

by **Tacks** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:39 am

Learn how to drive, you fucking girl.

by **Dylan** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:50 am

Tacks wrote:Learn how to drive, you fucking girl.

by **Tossica** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:35 am

Tacks wrote:Learn how to drive, you fucking girl.

Ooooh... don't attempt to goad me in to a round of online fisticuffs, you sad little internet man.

by **Evermore** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:15 am

which one you talking to?

by **Tacks** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:23 am

OH SHIT IT'S SNOW, I ALL THE SUDDEN FORGET HOW TO DRIVE!

by **leah** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:32 am

lol here's what i did (and had to pay $60 to get towed out of):

i'm an idiot :P

by **Tacks** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:37 am

Your first mistake was to drive a mercury!

by **leah** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:39 am

ugh tell me about it, i can't wait to get rid of it. gotta finish paying it off first, though. *sigh*

i'd really like to get an accord or a civic next ^_^

by **Harrison** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:29 am

At least in New England we generally know how to drive in snow.

Except most women, but they can't drive most of the time anyways.

by **leah** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:30 am

i'm actually really good at driving in the snow, despite that one incident.

by **Tossica** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:35 am

I was like 40 miles out of town looking for a clients office. I swung a few inches wide to pull in to someones driveway to turn around and to my surprise, what appeared to be compacted snow on a road, ended up being a snow covered 3ft deep ditch. Civilized people put reflectors and or flags in ditches during the winter to show people where the road ends and ditch begins. Apparantly in Ed Gein territory, the tractors, ATV's and snowmobiles and sled dogs have no problem navigating without them so who needs em?

by **Dylan** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:37 am

Oh, it looks like you were just driving and slammed on the brakes or something.

by **Tossica** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:40 am

Dylan wrote:Oh, it looks like you were just driving and slammed on the brakes or something.

No, that was me rocking back and forth, trying to get the fuck out of the ditch.

by **Tacks** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:46 am

Dunno, looking at the picture, looks like a pretty visible long ditch the entire way.

Maybe you just drive like a girl.

by **Evermore** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:49 am

you'd get out if you had a Hummer.

by **Tacks** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:50 am

Actually if he had a Hummer he probably would have broken down before he got there.

by **Maeya** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:42 pm

Did you try putting your floor mats under your tires? Or was the incline too steep?

by **Blackdiam** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:36 am

All season or winter tires?

by **Jennay** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:33 am

I don't miss any of it.

by **Gaazy** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:54 pm

looks like your bottomed out on your undercarriage, any dmg there?

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