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Fuck snow.

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More specifically, Fuck snow covered ditches on country bumkin dirt roads.
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ah

you make me love florida.
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This is from my parents' house in South East Minnesota.

This is my dad... he's about 6' tall:
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If I am standing on the back deck, reaching up I can barely brush the roof edge with my fingertips (I'm about 5'7")
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Again, in perspective, my dad's 6', and the snow's up to his knees.
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ouch, any damage to the underside of your ride?
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Tuggan wrote:ouch, any damage to the underside of your ride?



Not sure yet... the front end feels out of alignment now. Shimmies on the road but that could be ice and snow compressed up in the wheelwells or something... sucks.
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Learn how to drive, you fucking girl.
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Tacks wrote:Learn how to drive, you fucking girl.
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Tacks wrote:Learn how to drive, you fucking girl.



Ooooh... don't attempt to goad me in to a round of online fisticuffs, you sad little internet man.
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Post by Evermore »

which one you talking to?
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Post by Tacks »

OH SHIT IT'S SNOW, I ALL THE SUDDEN FORGET HOW TO DRIVE!
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Post by leah »

lol here's what i did (and had to pay $60 to get towed out of):
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i'm an idiot :P
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Post by Tacks »

Your first mistake was to drive a mercury!
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ugh tell me about it, i can't wait to get rid of it. gotta finish paying it off first, though. *sigh*

i'd really like to get an accord or a civic next ^_^
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Post by Harrison »

At least in New England we generally know how to drive in snow.

Except most women, but they can't drive most of the time anyways.
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i'm actually really good at driving in the snow, despite that one incident.
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Post by Tossica »

I was like 40 miles out of town looking for a clients office. I swung a few inches wide to pull in to someones driveway to turn around and to my surprise, what appeared to be compacted snow on a road, ended up being a snow covered 3ft deep ditch. Civilized people put reflectors and or flags in ditches during the winter to show people where the road ends and ditch begins. Apparantly in Ed Gein territory, the tractors, ATV's and snowmobiles and sled dogs have no problem navigating without them so who needs em?
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Post by Dylan »

Oh, it looks like you were just driving and slammed on the brakes or something.
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Dylan wrote:Oh, it looks like you were just driving and slammed on the brakes or something.



No, that was me rocking back and forth, trying to get the fuck out of the ditch.
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Post by Tacks »

Dunno, looking at the picture, looks like a pretty visible long ditch the entire way.

Maybe you just drive like a girl.
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Post by Evermore »

you'd get out if you had a Hummer.
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Actually if he had a Hummer he probably would have broken down before he got there.
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Post by Maeya »

Did you try putting your floor mats under your tires? Or was the incline too steep?
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All season or winter tires?
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Post by Jennay »

I don't miss any of it.
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Post by Gaazy »

looks like your bottomed out on your undercarriage, any dmg there?
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