there is an SUV in front of my window at work

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there is an SUV in front of my window at work

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full of GORGEOUS men. how do I conduct myself? do I go out of the front door and bend over? or do I think *really* hard about them and then one of them will walk in here? tell me quickly...they might leave soon.
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walk out naked
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too late. too bad I do not work at the liquor store next door. I must be quicker on my toes.
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araby wrote:too late. too bad I do not work at the liquor store next door. I must be quicker on my toes.


You should go to work naked so next time you'll be out the door quicker.
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I am only humoring myself, thank you for participating.
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araby wrote:I am only humoring myself, thank you for participating.


So am I, very boring meeting right now. You're welcome.
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boring jobs with internet access...woe are we.
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They were all gay anyway. Nothing you did would have made a difference.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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araby wrote:boring jobs with internet access...woe are we.


hear, hear!
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I always go to worknaked under my clothes for JUST SUCH an occurance
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Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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