there is an SUV in front of my window at work

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there is an SUV in front of my window at work

Postby araby » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:57 am

full of GORGEOUS men. how do I conduct myself? do I go out of the front door and bend over? or do I think *really* hard about them and then one of them will walk in here? tell me quickly...they might leave soon.
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Postby Phlegm » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:59 am

walk out naked
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Postby araby » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:59 am

too late. too bad I do not work at the liquor store next door. I must be quicker on my toes.
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Postby Phlegm » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:02 pm

araby wrote:too late. too bad I do not work at the liquor store next door. I must be quicker on my toes.


You should go to work naked so next time you'll be out the door quicker.
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Postby araby » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:13 pm

I am only humoring myself, thank you for participating.
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Postby Phlegm » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:15 pm

araby wrote:I am only humoring myself, thank you for participating.


So am I, very boring meeting right now. You're welcome.
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Postby araby » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:49 pm

boring jobs with internet access...woe are we.
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Postby Martrae » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:14 pm

They were all gay anyway. Nothing you did would have made a difference.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Postby leah » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:18 pm

araby wrote:boring jobs with internet access...woe are we.


hear, hear!
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:33 am

I always go to worknaked under my clothes for JUST SUCH an occurance
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