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by **Gaazy** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:31 pm

No more changing tampon talk yo

by **Gypsiyee** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:32 pm

lol it's in a thread about pregnancy and birth control! i'm not being gross out of turn

by **Gaazy** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:35 pm

Fair Enough. Ill stick my foot in my mouth some more now~

by **Darcler** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:55 pm

Have a child. Everything stretches.

by **Martrae** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:56 pm

And everyone has a literal 'hand in' during labor, too.

by **Lyion** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:01 pm

Speaking of which.. PM her and ask her about what happened at the hospital, D.

by **Darcler** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:03 pm

I find it funny, everytime, how casual the OB nurses get when they come to do internal checks. They're talking away, about the weather, about their own kids, whatever. They dont stop to tell you what their doing, they just keep going and quickly put a glove on and lube them up and wham. Right up the cooter. Not even dinner first ><

by **Gaazy** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:05 pm

My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around

by **Harrison** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:19 pm

Tacks wrote:
Harrison wrote:
leah wrote:nuvarings creep me out lol

Same, and I'm a man.

i don't know about that

That's where most of your problems arise from; gender confusion.

by **Trielelvan** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:02 pm

He's beautiful Lyion. Congrats to you and your family

by **Darcler** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:48 pm

Gaazy wrote:My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around

One doctor I went to, I was sitting ass naked on her little paper covered table and I was looking around while waiting. I noticed a miner's hat, like the strap around the head and one over the top and the light up front. I imagined her coming in with a pick axe and dirty coveralls. I giggled and couldnt stop. Unfortunately (fortunately?) she didnt use it on me.
During my first internal exam with Hailey, they wouldnt let Matt stay in the room because he wasnt my husband. Then when we got married, he hasnt been to an internal appointment. Lucky him I guess. I still want him to go to see how rediculous people look in the stirrups.
I guess witnessing the horror show that is two childbirths via c-section more than makes up for it. While he hasnt seen my internal exams, he's seen my innards.

by **Gaazy** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:17 am

Been there seen that, havent you seen the pussycam??? Cam on a dildo end pretty much ~

haha that miner thing is funny

by **Darcler** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:55 pm

Why no. No I havent seen the pussycam. :eyecrazy:

Call me crazy, but you wouldnt be able to see much, would you? Everything is kind of compacted in there and would mush against any sort of camera. Unless the dildo was clear and the camera was inside it a little bit. But even still.

by **Tacks** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:53 pm

Yeah I read about 5% of what Darcler wrote and it was enough to make me want to ignore everything you post from now on.

by **Lyion** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:54 pm

Thanks to everyone for the kind words. No more kiddos for me. I'm too much of a geezer for them.. Just call me Larry King.

by **araby** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:31 pm

two boys then? congratulations on your new baby =)

by **Gypsiyee** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:38 pm

Gaazy wrote:My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around

what the fuck kind of woman would even ask her s/o to go to a fucking pap with her? that should've been first sign that she's a whack job

it's one thing if it's something for a pregnancy and she wants you to go with her for support because i mean.. that's a kid, but a routine pap? jesus christ, I can't even fathom asking a guy to do that.

by **The Kizzy** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:52 pm

Maybe she wanted to see if he would get insanely jealous because another man had his hand up her hoochie

by **Darcler** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:42 pm

Tacks wrote:Yeah I read about 5% of what Darcler wrote and it was enough to make me want to ignore everything you post from now on.

by **Insanityfair** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:54 am

Gypsiyee wrote:
Gaazy wrote:My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around

what the fuck kind of woman would even ask her s/o to go to a fucking pap with her? that should've been first sign that she's a whack job

it's one thing if it's something for a pregnancy and she wants you to go with her for support because i mean.. that's a kid, but a routine pap? jesus christ, I can't even fathom asking a guy to do that.

/agree

man, I don't even like being there for it, why would I want someone else there for it? :ugh:

by **Trielelvan** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:57 am

Insanityfair wrote:
Gypsiyee wrote:
Gaazy wrote:My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around

what the fuck kind of woman would even ask her s/o to go to a fucking pap with her? that should've been first sign that she's a whack job

it's one thing if it's something for a pregnancy and she wants you to go with her for support because i mean.. that's a kid, but a routine pap? jesus christ, I can't even fathom asking a guy to do that.

/agree

man, I don't even like being there for it, why would I want someone else there for it?

thirded good gawd ><

by **Gaazy** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:06 am

K i missed this thread sorry

Theres one key word in my post that you need to look at:

ex

by **Trielelvan** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:13 am

Meaning you were already broken up and she still wanted you to go with her?

by **Insanityfair** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:23 am

Trielelvan wrote:Meaning you were already broken up and she still wanted you to go with her?

Holy hell that would be really bad. Or she just really disliked him.

by **Gaazy** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:46 am

No, meaning that was one of the things that made me really :ugh:

and that im not with her now~

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