lol it's in a thread about pregnancy and birth control! i'm not being gross out of turn
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
And everyone has a literal 'hand in' during labor, too.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
I find it funny, everytime, how casual the OB nurses get when they come to do internal checks. They're talking away, about the weather, about their own kids, whatever. They dont stop to tell you what their doing, they just keep going and quickly put a glove on and lube them up and wham. Right up the cooter. Not even dinner first ><
Gaazy wrote:My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around
One doctor I went to, I was sitting ass naked on her little paper covered table and I was looking around while waiting. I noticed a miner's hat, like the strap around the head and one over the top and the light up front. I imagined her coming in with a pick axe and dirty coveralls. I giggled and couldnt stop. Unfortunately (fortunately?) she didnt use it on me.
During my first internal exam with Hailey, they wouldnt let Matt stay in the room because he wasnt my husband. Then when we got married, he hasnt been to an internal appointment. Lucky him I guess. I still want him to go to see how rediculous people look in the stirrups.
I guess witnessing the horror show that is two childbirths via c-section more than makes up for it. While he hasnt seen my internal exams, he's seen my innards.
Call me crazy, but you wouldnt be able to see much, would you? Everything is kind of compacted in there and would mush against any sort of camera. Unless the dildo was clear and the camera was inside it a little bit. But even still.
Gaazy wrote:My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around
what the fuck kind of woman would even ask her s/o to go to a fucking pap with her? that should've been first sign that she's a whack job
it's one thing if it's something for a pregnancy and she wants you to go with her for support because i mean.. that's a kid, but a routine pap? jesus christ, I can't even fathom asking a guy to do that.
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Gaazy wrote:My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around
what the fuck kind of woman would even ask her s/o to go to a fucking pap with her? that should've been first sign that she's a whack job
it's one thing if it's something for a pregnancy and she wants you to go with her for support because i mean.. that's a kid, but a routine pap? jesus christ, I can't even fathom asking a guy to do that.
/agree
man, I don't even like being there for it, why would I want someone else there for it?
Gaazy wrote:My ex tried to get me to go with her one time for a check up. I liked her, but not enough to watch them clamp her pus open and go diggin around
what the fuck kind of woman would even ask her s/o to go to a fucking pap with her? that should've been first sign that she's a whack job
it's one thing if it's something for a pregnancy and she wants you to go with her for support because i mean.. that's a kid, but a routine pap? jesus christ, I can't even fathom asking a guy to do that.
/agree
man, I don't even like being there for it, why would I want someone else there for it?
No more changing tampon talk yo
