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My friends 3 year old goes for boobies on a regular basis, especially when his dad tellshim too.
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I had crushes on girls all through grade school. My first kisses, etc were probably at age 8-9. I didn't have any kind of sexual contact though until 14 and by 15 I was having sex regularly.
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My first kiss was in first grade, sneaky fucking girl was like, psst, Adam I want to tell you a secret. So I leaned in close and she fucking planted one on me.

She tricked me several more times throughout that year.

I never forgot her... she moved away the next year & broke my heart.

She ended up getting in touch with me a few years ago just to say hi, it was kinda weird.
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true love dude
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LOL that's awesome.
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Martrae wrote:One of my cousins was boy crazy at 9. She always had a boyfriend or was chasing after a boy. She wound up with a baby as a HS Junior and now has 3 kids by 3 different guys.


Good luck with that Home School thing.
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Kizz, I lost my virginity on my 13th birthday, you have plenty of time until you have to worry about it. :hiphop:
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The guy I date now told me he lost his virginity when he was 11 to his 17 year old babysitter. Then he married her little sister later. Damn it. Thanks Paul
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Just remember a lot of guys are full of shit when talking about their sex lives. They've repeated the bullshit so much they buy into it themselves.
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lyion wrote:Just remember a lot of guys are full of shit when talking about their sex lives. They've repeated the bullshit so much they buy into it themselves.


Yup Yup. For some reason they think it's cool to say "Oh yeah I got my first bj at 8 and got laid at 10" Yeah, that's cool buddy. pfft.

I was 16 when I got laid and I talked to my mom before I did anything to make sure I was protected. She got me a huge supply of rubbers and told me to keep my dick in my pants hehe. Which I did for a while until my girlfriend and I couldn't stand it anymore lol. We're still friends to this day too. :)
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Kizzy's gonna be a grandma!
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I bet if I wasn't hardcore addicted to EverQuest throughout high school I would have given a shit about my appearance and social life enough to get laid before I was 18. Oh well!

Also, my first crush on a girl was 2nd grade. First serious sexual attraction in 5th or 6th.
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There was a boy I wanted to be girlfriend/boyfriend with in elementary school. But I wasnt blonde, so no go for me.
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The Kizzy wrote:I'm not going to argue with you either. You haven't been around him in 3 years, and you are judging him based on a boy, whose parents had divorced less than a year before, then he gets uprooted (my fault) and moved from Cleveland to Austin, then from Austin to Pennsylvania. He is a different little boy now. Was he a good kid when we were together? Not really, and I can admit that, but I made the right choice by sending him to live with his Dad. Honestly I don't care how long his hair is or what kind of music he listens to. As long as he is respectful, which he is, and his grades are up, which they are, he is doing okay in my book. You need to fucking let things go.


Bitch please, go fuck yourself. What exactly haven't I let go? I'm sorry you're a shitty parent and have a puke for a son and that random internet people care more for him than you do. Sorry you failed at being a mother and your kid doesn't even want to be around you.

Like I said, it probably had something to do with you and your ex husbands marathon EQ sessions in which you didn't even make your kids dinner (yeah she told me this before).

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that wasnt the orginal image i posted. wtf
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Mop what the fuck dude.
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LMAO Mop you sick monkey :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tacks wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:I'm not going to argue with you either. You haven't been around him in 3 years, and you are judging him based on a boy, whose parents had divorced less than a year before, then he gets uprooted (my fault) and moved from Cleveland to Austin, then from Austin to Pennsylvania. He is a different little boy now. Was he a good kid when we were together? Not really, and I can admit that, but I made the right choice by sending him to live with his Dad. Honestly I don't care how long his hair is or what kind of music he listens to. As long as he is respectful, which he is, and his grades are up, which they are, he is doing okay in my book. You need to fucking let things go.


Bitch please, go fuck yourself. What exactly haven't I let go? I'm sorry you're a shitty parent and have a puke for a son and that random internet people care more for him than you do. Sorry you failed at being a mother and your kid doesn't even want to be around you.

Like I said, it probably had something to do with you and your ex husbands marathon EQ sessions in which you didn't even make your kids dinner (yeah she told me this before).

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Hah, get over yourself.
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Same to you, Tucker
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I missed the pic :(
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I did too :(
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Mop wrote:that wasnt the orginal image i posted. wtf

It was appropriate nonetheless.
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Trielelvan wrote:
Mop wrote:that wasnt the orginal image i posted. wtf

It was appropriate nonetheless.


Ya it was but it was mad NWS
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