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Postby Mop » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:13 pm

My friends 3 year old goes for boobies on a regular basis, especially when his dad tellshim too.
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Postby Tossica » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:45 pm

I had crushes on girls all through grade school. My first kisses, etc were probably at age 8-9. I didn't have any kind of sexual contact though until 14 and by 15 I was having sex regularly.
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Postby 10sun » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:04 pm

My first kiss was in first grade, sneaky fucking girl was like, psst, Adam I want to tell you a secret. So I leaned in close and she fucking planted one on me.

She tricked me several more times throughout that year.

I never forgot her... she moved away the next year & broke my heart.

She ended up getting in touch with me a few years ago just to say hi, it was kinda weird.
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Postby Tae-Bo » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:10 pm

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Postby runamonk » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:13 pm

LOL that's awesome.
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Postby Dylan » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:19 pm

Martrae wrote:One of my cousins was boy crazy at 9. She always had a boyfriend or was chasing after a boy. She wound up with a baby as a HS Junior and now has 3 kids by 3 different guys.


Good luck with that Home School thing.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:20 pm

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Postby DangerPaul » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:47 am

Kizz, I lost my virginity on my 13th birthday, you have plenty of time until you have to worry about it. :hiphop:
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Postby The Kizzy » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:02 am

The guy I date now told me he lost his virginity when he was 11 to his 17 year old babysitter. Then he married her little sister later. Damn it. Thanks Paul
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Postby Lyion » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:47 am

Just remember a lot of guys are full of shit when talking about their sex lives. They've repeated the bullshit so much they buy into it themselves.
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Postby runamonk » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:07 am

lyion wrote:Just remember a lot of guys are full of shit when talking about their sex lives. They've repeated the bullshit so much they buy into it themselves.


Yup Yup. For some reason they think it's cool to say "Oh yeah I got my first bj at 8 and got laid at 10" Yeah, that's cool buddy. pfft.

I was 16 when I got laid and I talked to my mom before I did anything to make sure I was protected. She got me a huge supply of rubbers and told me to keep my dick in my pants hehe. Which I did for a while until my girlfriend and I couldn't stand it anymore lol. We're still friends to this day too. :)
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Postby 10sun » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:35 am

Kizzy's gonna be a grandma!
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Postby KaiineTN » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:48 am

I bet if I wasn't hardcore addicted to EverQuest throughout high school I would have given a shit about my appearance and social life enough to get laid before I was 18. Oh well!

Also, my first crush on a girl was 2nd grade. First serious sexual attraction in 5th or 6th.
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Postby Darcler » Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:01 pm

There was a boy I wanted to be girlfriend/boyfriend with in elementary school. But I wasnt blonde, so no go for me.
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Postby Tacks » Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:44 pm

The Kizzy wrote:I'm not going to argue with you either. You haven't been around him in 3 years, and you are judging him based on a boy, whose parents had divorced less than a year before, then he gets uprooted (my fault) and moved from Cleveland to Austin, then from Austin to Pennsylvania. He is a different little boy now. Was he a good kid when we were together? Not really, and I can admit that, but I made the right choice by sending him to live with his Dad. Honestly I don't care how long his hair is or what kind of music he listens to. As long as he is respectful, which he is, and his grades are up, which they are, he is doing okay in my book. You need to fucking let things go.


Bitch please, go fuck yourself. What exactly haven't I let go? I'm sorry you're a shitty parent and have a puke for a son and that random internet people care more for him than you do. Sorry you failed at being a mother and your kid doesn't even want to be around you.

Like I said, it probably had something to do with you and your ex husbands marathon EQ sessions in which you didn't even make your kids dinner (yeah she told me this before).

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Postby Mop » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:43 pm

that wasnt the orginal image i posted. wtf
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Postby Spazz » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:52 pm

Mop what the fuck dude.
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Postby Trielelvan » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:10 pm

LMAO Mop you sick monkey :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:37 am

Tacks wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:I'm not going to argue with you either. You haven't been around him in 3 years, and you are judging him based on a boy, whose parents had divorced less than a year before, then he gets uprooted (my fault) and moved from Cleveland to Austin, then from Austin to Pennsylvania. He is a different little boy now. Was he a good kid when we were together? Not really, and I can admit that, but I made the right choice by sending him to live with his Dad. Honestly I don't care how long his hair is or what kind of music he listens to. As long as he is respectful, which he is, and his grades are up, which they are, he is doing okay in my book. You need to fucking let things go.


Bitch please, go fuck yourself. What exactly haven't I let go? I'm sorry you're a shitty parent and have a puke for a son and that random internet people care more for him than you do. Sorry you failed at being a mother and your kid doesn't even want to be around you.

Like I said, it probably had something to do with you and your ex husbands marathon EQ sessions in which you didn't even make your kids dinner (yeah she told me this before).

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Postby Tacks » Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:39 am

Hah, get over yourself.
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:26 pm

Same to you, Tucker
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Postby Tossica » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:37 pm

I missed the pic :(
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:54 pm

I did too :(
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Postby Trielelvan » Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:59 pm

Mop wrote:that wasnt the orginal image i posted. wtf

It was appropriate nonetheless.
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Postby Mop » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:23 pm

Trielelvan wrote:
Mop wrote:that wasnt the orginal image i posted. wtf

It was appropriate nonetheless.


Ya it was but it was mad NWS
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