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Yeah hospitalization shouldn't happen when it relation to sexual intercourse.


I sodomized myself with a pen by accident once. It was stuck in the upright position between two couch cushions and I did one of those "running-jump-into sit" jumps onto the couch and landed right on it. I still have the scar. You can imagine my humiliation the first time my doctor gave me a prostate exam and was like, "w...t...f... happened to you here..."

Kerouac refused to bring me to the hospital because he was in the middle of an AoW raid.


:(

Sorry I thought it was relevant.
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I just fucking shed a tear thinking of the pain...
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Yeah it didn't go directly into the hole. It went slightly into the hole and then took an abrupt detour sideways, which was the major contributing factor to the massive amount of blood loss. It's a true story. I should have gone to the hospital.
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The hospitalization wasn't on purpose. And it wasn't due to kinkiness. I ended up rupturing an ovarian cyst. I'll leave that at that.

As for our resident virgin (probably not by his choice), you can't possibly comment on something you haven't experienced. So, instead of making yourself look like more of a reject of society, just stop while you're marginally behind.
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Coming from someone who just took pride in sending a woman to the E.R. making it sound like a triumphant act of expertise...

You're a tool.
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I never said I was proud of it. You are just the type of person that thinks just because it involves sex it has to be something someone is proud of. LIke I said before, you shouldn't comment on something you havent' experienced. Relevent yet, assbag?
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Sounded like you were proud of it to me.
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Nope. You misunderstood a statement of fact for being proud.
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Araby, you're looking pretty nice in your recent pics. If I was single I would wreck you...


If I can put my girlfriend in the hospital due to sex, I can definately put her tiny frame in the ER.


:dunno:

And furthermore, I have ruptured an ovarian cyst while having sex with an ex-girlfriend. It has nothing to do with being "well endowed" as I am pretty "average".
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holy shit.
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    Gotta agree with Ginz on this one.
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    This thread was a bunch of sappy, hand holding coombayah bullshit until Ginz posted his pen story. Good form sir.
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    leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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    Post by Narrock »

    Ginzburgh wrote:
    Yeah hospitalization shouldn't happen when it relation to sexual intercourse.


    I sodomized myself with a pen by accident once. It was stuck in the upright position between two couch cushions and I did one of those "running-jump-into sit" jumps onto the couch and landed right on it. I still have the scar. You can imagine my humiliation the first time my doctor gave me a prostate exam and was like, "w...t...f... happened to you here..."

    Kerouac refused to bring me to the hospital because he was in the middle of an AoW raid.


    :(

    Sorry I thought it was relevant.


    ROFL

    holy shit!
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    Post by Gaazy »

    Haha Ginz thats a pretty good one. The guy that wouldnt take you to the hospital because of his AoW raid tops it off :rofl:
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    Post by runamonk »

    Jay wrote:This thread was a bunch of sappy, hand holding coombayah bullshit until Ginz posted his pen story. Good form sir.


    People like to talk about the things in their life, if you don't like you can choose not to post anything in the thread. :)
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    Post by Jay »

    Yeah I know, but I choose to belittle you guys for sharing instead. Just take it with a grain of salt. Just fuckin with you guys.
    leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

    leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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    Post by Narrock »

    runamonk wrote:
    Jay wrote:This thread was a bunch of sappy, hand holding coombayah bullshit until Ginz posted his pen story. Good form sir.


    People like to talk about the things in their life, if you don't like you can choose not to post anything in the thread. :)


    Sorry that happened to you Zennish.
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    Post by runamonk »

    not a biggie man. Things could always be worse is the way I choose to look at it. :)
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    Post by Gaazy »

    Yeah it sucks, but Zenn you seem to have the best attitude about the whole situation possible :hiphop:
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    Post by runamonk »

    thanks Gaaz ;)
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    Post by Arlos »

    Things could definitely be worse. You could've taken a flying leap sit attempt onto your couch and gotten a pen rammed up your ass. ;)

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    Amen!
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    Post by Gaazy »

    Haha funny story that reminded me of. A guy I used to go to high school with is an EMT ambulance dude now. We went to the bar a while back and he was just telling stories about some of the funny calls hes had. They got a call real late one night from some like 70 year old guy, and when they went in he acted really weird and embarrassed. Come to find out he had put his beeper in his ass and was calling it and couldnt get it back out :rofl:
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    Post by Darcler »

    [blurt]
    Harrison isnt a horrible freak show. He's an average looking guy...a redhead, which is a strike for me personally. But I'm pretty certain that his virginity is his own doing, not out of lack of chance.
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    Sorry your wife was a bitch. May you find one with a little less crazy.
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    Post by runamonk »

    Darcler wrote:
    Sorry your wife was a bitch. May you find one with a little less crazy.


    Thanks Darc. Not too worried about a new wife or anything at this point. ;)
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