Yeah hospitalization shouldn't happen when it relation to sexual intercourse.
I sodomized myself with a pen by accident once. It was stuck in the upright position between two couch cushions and I did one of those "running-jump-into sit" jumps onto the couch and landed right on it. I still have the scar. You can imagine my humiliation the first time my doctor gave me a prostate exam and was like, "w...t...f... happened to you here..."
Kerouac refused to bring me to the hospital because he was in the middle of an AoW raid.
Yeah it didn't go directly into the hole. It went slightly into the hole and then took an abrupt detour sideways, which was the major contributing factor to the massive amount of blood loss. It's a true story. I should have gone to the hospital.
The hospitalization wasn't on purpose. And it wasn't due to kinkiness. I ended up rupturing an ovarian cyst. I'll leave that at that.
As for our resident virgin (probably not by his choice), you can't possibly comment on something you haven't experienced. So, instead of making yourself look like more of a reject of society, just stop while you're marginally behind.
I never said I was proud of it. You are just the type of person that thinks just because it involves sex it has to be something someone is proud of. LIke I said before, you shouldn't comment on something you havent' experienced. Relevent yet, assbag?
Araby, you're looking pretty nice in your recent pics. If I was single I would wreck you...
If I can put my girlfriend in the hospital due to sex, I can definately put her tiny frame in the ER.
And furthermore, I have ruptured an ovarian cyst while having sex with an ex-girlfriend. It has nothing to do with being "well endowed" as I am pretty "average".
Yeah hospitalization shouldn't happen when it relation to sexual intercourse.
I sodomized myself with a pen by accident once. It was stuck in the upright position between two couch cushions and I did one of those "running-jump-into sit" jumps onto the couch and landed right on it. I still have the scar. You can imagine my humiliation the first time my doctor gave me a prostate exam and was like, "w...t...f... happened to you here..."
Kerouac refused to bring me to the hospital because he was in the middle of an AoW raid.
Sorry I thought it was relevant.
ROFL
holy shit!
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Haha funny story that reminded me of. A guy I used to go to high school with is an EMT ambulance dude now. We went to the bar a while back and he was just telling stories about some of the funny calls hes had. They got a call real late one night from some like 70 year old guy, and when they went in he acted really weird and embarrassed. Come to find out he had put his beeper in his ass and was calling it and couldnt get it back out
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Harrison isnt a horrible freak show. He's an average looking guy...a redhead, which is a strike for me personally. But I'm pretty certain that his virginity is his own doing, not out of lack of chance.
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Sorry your wife was a bitch. May you find one with a little less crazy.
