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Lyion
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by Lyion » Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:01 pm
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their
foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was
connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian
embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the
true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry
into the union. On her wedding night, the husband
scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a
convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a
motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he
must take a job in India answering telephones giving
technical advice.
Kramer
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by Kramer » Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:36 pm
(crickets chirping)
Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
Dylan
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by Dylan » Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:10 pm
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brinstar
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by brinstar » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:43 pm
compost the rich
Lyion
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by Lyion » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:45 pm
My Indian friend from work sent it.. I thought it was funny..
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. – C. S. Lewis
Harrison
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by Harrison » Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:04 pm
I didn't laugh but, it was amusing.
How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
Juls
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by Juls » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:44 am
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Kramer
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by Kramer » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:45 am
a little funny, just heard several forms of the joke before....
Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
Jay
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by Jay » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:17 am
That would have made for an ok post, not a whole thread.
leah wrote: i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed
leah wrote: isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
kinghooter00
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by kinghooter00 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:27 am
hmmm...
Dylan
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by Dylan » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:41 am
This racism is killing me inside.