The truth of the dot

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The truth of the dot

Postby Lyion » Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:01 pm

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their
foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was
connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian
embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the
true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry
into the union. On her wedding night, the husband
scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a
convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a
motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he
must take a job in India answering telephones giving
technical advice.
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Postby Kramer » Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:36 pm

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    Postby Dylan » Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:10 pm

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    Postby brinstar » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:43 pm

    :ugh:
    compost the rich
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    Postby Lyion » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:45 pm

    My Indian friend from work sent it.. I thought it was funny.. :dunno: :dunno:
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    Postby Harrison » Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:04 pm

    I didn't laugh but, it was amusing.
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    Postby Juls » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:44 am

    ...... :ugh:
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    Postby Kramer » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:45 am

    a little funny, just heard several forms of the joke before....
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      Postby Jay » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:17 am

      That would have made for an ok post, not a whole thread.
      leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

      leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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      Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:27 am

      hmmm...

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      Postby Dylan » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:41 am

      This racism is killing me inside.
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