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Don't mess with Texans
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Re: Don't mess with Texans
They take that shit seriously down there too. Anyone who has ever been to a Jiimmy Dean resturant and taken a moment to eye the local regulars there knows.
Also... LMFAO
Also... LMFAO

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Re: Don't mess with Texans
Steak, sausage, and eggs for breakfast... I wonder what his cholesterol numbers are.“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
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TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STFU TEXAS HATERS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
yeah, we texans, especially the lifelong texans are pretty outrageous.... only people i have met that come even barely close to rivalling our obnoxious arrogance is Tennesseans
STFU TEXAS HATERS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
yeah, we texans, especially the lifelong texans are pretty outrageous.... only people i have met that come even barely close to rivalling our obnoxious arrogance is Tennesseans
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Re: Don't mess with Texans
My first thought was:
Don't hold back...tell us how you really feel!

Don't hold back...tell us how you really feel!

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haha!! "the wife is a little plump too"...
I loved hearing the wife in the background at the end..."save money"
sadly though, this could be my father on any given recorder. My father literally calls every company he's upset with and complains about what he's unhappy over. It's pretty embarrassing at this point but at the same time, there's something to be said for having that right and using it...just letting people know what you think!
"I'm not gonna buy two of your twelve ounce rolls just so you can save money I'll make my own sausage like I used to"
I loved hearing the wife in the background at the end..."save money"
sadly though, this could be my father on any given recorder. My father literally calls every company he's upset with and complains about what he's unhappy over. It's pretty embarrassing at this point but at the same time, there's something to be said for having that right and using it...just letting people know what you think!
"I'm not gonna buy two of your twelve ounce rolls just so you can save money I'll make my own sausage like I used to"

Re: Don't mess with Texans
araby wrote:haha!! "the wife is a little plump too"...
I loved hearing the wife in the background at the end..."save money"
sadly though, this could be my father on any given recorder. My father literally calls every company he's upset with and complains about what he's unhappy over. It's pretty embarrassing at this point but at the same time, there's something to be said for having that right and using it...just letting people know what you think!
"I'm not gonna buy two of your twelve ounce rolls just so you can save money I'll make my own sausage like I used to"
My dad does the same thing. Like if we're in a restaurant, and he doesn't like something, he will tell the waiter. Then if the waiter's answer or action isn't satisfactory enough, then my dad will demand to speak to the manager. He doesn't do that all the time, thank God, but it's embarrassing as hell when he does it. He also won't eat in restaurants where people dress too casual or wear baseball caps. lolz
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Narrock wrote:araby wrote:haha!! "the wife is a little plump too"...
I loved hearing the wife in the background at the end..."save money"
sadly though, this could be my father on any given recorder. My father literally calls every company he's upset with and complains about what he's unhappy over. It's pretty embarrassing at this point but at the same time, there's something to be said for having that right and using it...just letting people know what you think!
"I'm not gonna buy two of your twelve ounce rolls just so you can save money I'll make my own sausage like I used to"
My dad does the same thing. Like if we're in a restaurant, and he doesn't like something, he will tell the waiter. Then if the waiter's answer or action isn't satisfactory enough, then my dad will demand to speak to the manager. He doesn't do that all the time, thank God, but it's embarrassing as hell when he does it. He also won't eat in restaurants where people dress too casual or wear baseball caps. lolz
yep that's my dad.

Re: Don't mess with Texans
I dunno if it's just me but I think the atypical Texan is a model of why other countries think the USA is comprised of retards.
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Dubya isn't from Texas.
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Jay wrote:I dunno if it's just me but I think the atypical Texan is a model of why other countries think the USA is comprised of retards.
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Dubya is northeast blue-blood that went to Yale and has a terrible imitation of a texan accent.... he is a gigantic ass and no one who has lived in Texas for long buys his accent.
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Re: Don't mess with Texans
But he has a ranch in Texas. OBVIOUSLY that makes him a native!
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perceptions of Dubya being Texan 
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yeah, we texans, especially the lifelong texans are pretty outrageous.... only people i have met that come even barely close to rivalling our obnoxious arrogance is Tennesseans
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i have heard they are particularly... ummm... "ecstatic"
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Re: Don't mess with Texans
these are the fans that thru iceballs at santa claus.
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