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Don't mess with Texans

Postby Jennay » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:46 am

Some of you will get a kick out of this ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alXDfnFjGK8
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Re: Don't mess with Texans

Postby Trielelvan » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:20 am

They take that shit seriously down there too. Anyone who has ever been to a Jiimmy Dean resturant and taken a moment to eye the local regulars there knows.

Also... LMFAO :lol:
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Re: Don't mess with Texans

Postby Narrock » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:42 am

:rofl: Steak, sausage, and eggs for breakfast... I wonder what his cholesterol numbers are.
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Re: Don't mess with Texans

Postby Kramer » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:38 am

TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STFU TEXAS HATERS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :eyecrazy: :eyecrazy: :eyecrazy: :hiphop: :hiphop:

yeah, we texans, especially the lifelong texans are pretty outrageous.... only people i have met that come even barely close to rivalling our obnoxious arrogance is Tennesseans
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    Re: Don't mess with Texans

    Postby Martrae » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:49 am

    My first thought was:

    Don't hold back...tell us how you really feel!


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    Re: Don't mess with Texans

    Postby araby » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:54 am

    haha!! "the wife is a little plump too"...

    I loved hearing the wife in the background at the end..."save money"

    sadly though, this could be my father on any given recorder. My father literally calls every company he's upset with and complains about what he's unhappy over. It's pretty embarrassing at this point but at the same time, there's something to be said for having that right and using it...just letting people know what you think!

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    Re: Don't mess with Texans

    Postby Narrock » Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:13 pm

    araby wrote:haha!! "the wife is a little plump too"...

    I loved hearing the wife in the background at the end..."save money"

    sadly though, this could be my father on any given recorder. My father literally calls every company he's upset with and complains about what he's unhappy over. It's pretty embarrassing at this point but at the same time, there's something to be said for having that right and using it...just letting people know what you think!

    "I'm not gonna buy two of your twelve ounce rolls just so you can save money I'll make my own sausage like I used to"


    My dad does the same thing. Like if we're in a restaurant, and he doesn't like something, he will tell the waiter. Then if the waiter's answer or action isn't satisfactory enough, then my dad will demand to speak to the manager. He doesn't do that all the time, thank God, but it's embarrassing as hell when he does it. He also won't eat in restaurants where people dress too casual or wear baseball caps. lolz
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    Re: Don't mess with Texans

    Postby araby » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:56 pm

    Narrock wrote:
    araby wrote:haha!! "the wife is a little plump too"...

    I loved hearing the wife in the background at the end..."save money"

    sadly though, this could be my father on any given recorder. My father literally calls every company he's upset with and complains about what he's unhappy over. It's pretty embarrassing at this point but at the same time, there's something to be said for having that right and using it...just letting people know what you think!

    "I'm not gonna buy two of your twelve ounce rolls just so you can save money I'll make my own sausage like I used to"


    My dad does the same thing. Like if we're in a restaurant, and he doesn't like something, he will tell the waiter. Then if the waiter's answer or action isn't satisfactory enough, then my dad will demand to speak to the manager. He doesn't do that all the time, thank God, but it's embarrassing as hell when he does it. He also won't eat in restaurants where people dress too casual or wear baseball caps. lolz


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    Re: Don't mess with Texans

    Postby Jay » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:39 pm

    I dunno if it's just me but I think the atypical Texan is a model of why other countries think the USA is comprised of retards.

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    Re: Don't mess with Texans

    Postby Dylan » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:51 pm

    Dubya isn't from Texas.
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    Re: Don't mess with Texans

    Postby Narrock » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:54 pm

    Jay wrote:I dunno if it's just me but I think the atypical Texan is a model of why other countries think the USA is comprised of retards.

    PS - Dixie Chicks


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    Re: Don't mess with Texans

    Postby Kramer » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:54 am

    Dubya is northeast blue-blood that went to Yale and has a terrible imitation of a texan accent.... he is a gigantic ass and no one who has lived in Texas for long buys his accent.
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      Re: Don't mess with Texans

      Postby Darcler » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:51 am

      But he has a ranch in Texas. OBVIOUSLY that makes him a native!
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      Re: Don't mess with Texans

      Postby Kramer » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:51 am

      :9mm: perceptions of Dubya being Texan :fire:
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        Re: Don't mess with Texans

        Postby Evermore » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:36 am

        Kramer wrote:TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


        STFU TEXAS HATERS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :eyecrazy: :eyecrazy: :eyecrazy: :hiphop: :hiphop:

        yeah, we texans, especially the lifelong texans are pretty outrageous.... only people i have met that come even barely close to rivalling our obnoxious arrogance is Tennesseans



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        Re: Don't mess with Texans

        Postby Kramer » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:04 am

        i have heard they are particularly... ummm... "ecstatic"
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          Re: Don't mess with Texans

          Postby Evermore » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:47 pm

          these are the fans that thru iceballs at santa claus.

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