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i'm gonna make a movie

Postby brinstar » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:32 pm

and i need suggestions

feature length movie. no special effects. just dialog and acting. no animation or computer graphics. all live actors.

script and scene style will vary, there are several "sub-directors" that will contribute their own individual visions.

i don't anticipate it being very good, but here's our reasoning: if it sucks, it's something we can laugh about for years to come. if it's actually decent, great! win/win either way.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Arlos » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:37 pm

Might I suggest getting Uwe Boll to direct?

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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Tikker » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:38 pm

make a NT based movie


have some hypochondriac dude walk around with a crocodile dundee style knife in the back of his pants, and have him freak out on everyone who gets too close

make his best friend a holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living

add in a smarmy cab driver that talks a ton of shit to everyone, and has amusing passengers that almost kill him every fare

add in a siamese twin where the left head is a hardcore liberal, and the right head is a republican

throw in a guy who just randomly walks by every scene in the background, but you can hear him say "stfuysmf"

for the finale highlight 4 or 5 incredibly good looking canadians who everyone looks up to
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby brinstar » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:40 pm

haha

this probably won't be a comedy, although there will likely be some decently funny parts
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby araby » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:54 pm

I came up with an idea for a story the other day and it's controversial but I don't care. Basically, the story is about a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with men who hurt her and she fantasizes about being raped because pleasure through pain is the only way she feels it. It's gonna be pretty crazy, I already started on it.

the twist, the real kicker, is that every person she meets and spends time with or dates is a psycho killer and she happens to be cool enough to live through every one of these meetings because the men like her, they think she's cool, they don't kill her. she has no idea though...all the while she's searching and wishing someone would just rape her and twist her nipples when, the men she's dating actually *are* killers that won't harm her.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Narrock » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:30 pm

araby wrote:I came up with an idea for a story the other day and it's controversial but I don't care. Basically, the story is about a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with men who hurt her and she fantasizes about being raped because pleasure through pain is the only way she feels it. It's gonna be pretty crazy, I already started on it.

the twist, the real kicker, is that every person she meets and spends time with or dates is a psycho killer and she happens to be cool enough to live through every one of these meetings because the men like her, they think she's cool, they don't kill her. she has no idea though...all the while she's searching and wishing someone would just rape her and twist her nipples when, the men she's dating actually *are* killers that won't harm her.


Here's a suggestion for you Araby:

http://www.yellowpages.com/Charleston-S ... iCityState
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby araby » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:31 pm

Narrock wrote:
araby wrote:I came up with an idea for a story the other day and it's controversial but I don't care. Basically, the story is about a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with men who hurt her and she fantasizes about being raped because pleasure through pain is the only way she feels it. It's gonna be pretty crazy, I already started on it.

the twist, the real kicker, is that every person she meets and spends time with or dates is a psycho killer and she happens to be cool enough to live through every one of these meetings because the men like her, they think she's cool, they don't kill her. she has no idea though...all the while she's searching and wishing someone would just rape her and twist her nipples when, the men she's dating actually *are* killers that won't harm her.


Here's a suggestion for you Araby:

http://www.yellowpages.com/Charleston-S ... iCityState


excellent mindia, I'll ask them for ideas for the story.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Narrock » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:36 pm

Tikker wrote:make a NT based movie




make his best friend a holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living




Who here on the NT is a "holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living?"

If you think I'm that way then you're dumber than you come across on the NT.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby The Kizzy » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:39 pm

Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:make a NT based movie




make his best friend a holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living




Who here on the NT is a "holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living?"

If you think I'm that way then you're dumber than you come across on the NT.


If you pretend that you did not used to be that way, than you are dumber than you come across on the NT.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Narrock » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:42 pm

The Kizzy wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:make a NT based movie




make his best friend a holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living




Who here on the NT is a "holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living?"

If you think I'm that way then you're dumber than you come across on the NT.


If you pretend that you did not used to be that way, than you are dumber than you come across on the NT.


As usual, you have nothing to contribute. /yawn

Are you going to fuck this thread up too? /sigh
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Narrock » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:44 pm

brinstar wrote:and i need suggestions

feature length movie. no special effects. just dialog and acting. no animation or computer graphics. all live actors.

script and scene style will vary, there are several "sub-directors" that will contribute their own individual visions.

i don't anticipate it being very good, but here's our reasoning: if it sucks, it's something we can laugh about for years to come. if it's actually decent, great! win/win either way.


So, comedy is out eh? What genre did you have in mind? Drama? Mystery?
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Narrock » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:58 pm

araby wrote:
Narrock wrote:
araby wrote:I came up with an idea for a story the other day and it's controversial but I don't care. Basically, the story is about a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with men who hurt her and she fantasizes about being raped because pleasure through pain is the only way she feels it. It's gonna be pretty crazy, I already started on it.

the twist, the real kicker, is that every person she meets and spends time with or dates is a psycho killer and she happens to be cool enough to live through every one of these meetings because the men like her, they think she's cool, they don't kill her. she has no idea though...all the while she's searching and wishing someone would just rape her and twist her nipples when, the men she's dating actually *are* killers that won't harm her.


Here's a suggestion for you Araby:

http://www.yellowpages.com/Charleston-S ... iCityState


excellent mindia, I'll ask them for ideas for the story.


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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Jay » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:48 pm

I don't know nor care what this movie will be about but I'm begging you to write in a leah nude scene.

EDIT: For the sake of art. Like in Titanic.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby brinstar » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:38 pm

that will not be happening
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Dylan » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:44 pm

This will be a terrible movie.

Either it will straight up suck and be a terrible movie.

Or it will be a perfectly artistic indy... which also are terrible movies.

Let me know when you add lasers into it.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Yamori » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:43 pm

1 Hour of an old man in a walker chasing an incredibly fat man down the streets with intense chase music = instant win.

Or do EVERQUEST THE MOVIE which features a man dressed as a barbarian sitting alone in a field shouting "LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!! WANT TO SELL SKULL SHAPED BARBUTE 100PP!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!" for about 1 hour until he gets frustrated and sits down and disappears 30 seconds later.

Or do a real life version of Super Mario Brothers, like an exact re-enactment of the game with coins dangling from the sky and everything. I'd pay to see this. @@
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby leah » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:25 am

Yamori wrote:Or do EVERQUEST THE MOVIE which features a man dressed as a barbarian sitting alone in a field shouting "LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!! WANT TO SELL SKULL SHAPED BARBUTE 100PP!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!" for about 1 hour until he gets frustrated and sits down and disappears 30 seconds later.


haha oh wow this is a terrific suggestion--the part where he logs out just tugs at the heartstrings. :D
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Lyion » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:54 am

brinstar wrote:and i need suggestions

feature length movie. no special effects. just dialog and acting. no animation or computer graphics. all live actors.

script and scene style will vary, there are several "sub-directors" that will contribute their own individual visions.

i don't anticipate it being very good, but here's our reasoning: if it sucks, it's something we can laugh about for years to come. if it's actually decent, great! win/win either way.


I have a comedy/drama story I've been working. It's about two best friends who are young hardcore gamers. The two are played against each other by a very attractive girl, who it turns out is sent via her boyfriend to enact revenge for the guys being jerks online to his younger brother who ended up attempting suicide due to these kids actions.

Fairly simple premise, nice twists and easy dialog setup.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Gaazy » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:05 am

Hey wtf fellas I want to be in a movie @
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Jay » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:56 am

brinstar wrote:that will not be happening

You dream crushing son of a bitch!

Actually, I've always wanted to write a screenplay about a man with 2 lives. Like, a guy who is on business a lot between 2 places and then you come to find that he has 2 whole familes, one at each place.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Tossica » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:18 am

Jay wrote:
brinstar wrote:that will not be happening

You dream crushing son of a bitch!

Actually, I've always wanted to write a screenplay about a man with 2 lives. Like, a guy who is on business a lot between 2 places and then you come to find that he has 2 whole familes, one at each place.



It's been done a few times.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:36 am

Hey Brin, start off making a "short" movie. Something like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP3GYdrW450
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Zanchief » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:02 pm

Yamori wrote:Or do EVERQUEST THE MOVIE which features a man dressed as a barbarian sitting alone in a field shouting "LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!! WANT TO SELL SKULL SHAPED BARBUTE 100PP!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!" for about 1 hour until he gets frustrated and sits down and disappears 30 seconds later.


HAHAHAH I love the idea of a RL EQ movie that uses in game mechanics. Like zoning and LFGs and stuff.

Make it happen Yamori, you'd be a youtube legend.
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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Lyion » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:31 pm

Jay wrote:
brinstar wrote:that will not be happening

You dream crushing son of a bitch!

Actually, I've always wanted to write a screenplay about a man with 2 lives. Like, a guy who is on business a lot between 2 places and then you come to find that he has 2 whole familes, one at each place.


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Re: i'm gonna make a movie

Postby Tikker » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:41 pm

nm, i'm thinking about huff
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