i'm gonna make a movie

[brinstar]

and i need suggestions

feature length movie. no special effects. just dialog and acting. no animation or computer graphics. all live actors.

script and scene style will vary, there are several "sub-directors" that will contribute their own individual visions.

i don't anticipate it being very good, but here's our reasoning: if it sucks, it's something we can laugh about for years to come. if it's actually decent, great! win/win either way.

[Arlos]

Might I suggest getting Uwe Boll to direct?

-Arlos

[Tikker]

make a NT based movie


have some hypochondriac dude walk around with a crocodile dundee style knife in the back of his pants, and have him freak out on everyone who gets too close

make his best friend a holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living

add in a smarmy cab driver that talks a ton of shit to everyone, and has amusing passengers that almost kill him every fare

add in a siamese twin where the left head is a hardcore liberal, and the right head is a republican

throw in a guy who just randomly walks by every scene in the background, but you can hear him say "stfuysmf"

for the finale highlight 4 or 5 incredibly good looking canadians who everyone looks up to

[brinstar]

haha

this probably won't be a comedy, although there will likely be some decently funny parts

[araby]

I came up with an idea for a story the other day and it's controversial but I don't care. Basically, the story is about a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with men who hurt her and she fantasizes about being raped because pleasure through pain is the only way she feels it. It's gonna be pretty crazy, I already started on it.

the twist, the real kicker, is that every person she meets and spends time with or dates is a psycho killer and she happens to be cool enough to live through every one of these meetings because the men like her, they think she's cool, they don't kill her. she has no idea though...all the while she's searching and wishing someone would just rape her and twist her nipples when, the men she's dating actually *are* killers that won't harm her.

[Narrock]

I came up with an idea for a story the other day and it's controversial but I don't care. Basically, the story is about a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with men who hurt her and she fantasizes about being raped because pleasure through pain is the only way she feels it. It's gonna be pretty crazy, I already started on it.

the twist, the real kicker, is that every person she meets and spends time with or dates is a psycho killer and she happens to be cool enough to live through every one of these meetings because the men like her, they think she's cool, they don't kill her. she has no idea though...all the while she's searching and wishing someone would just rape her and twist her nipples when, the men she's dating actually *are* killers that won't harm her.

Here's a suggestion for you Araby:

http://www.yellowpages.com/Charleston-S ... iCityState

[araby]

I came up with an idea for a story the other day and it's controversial but I don't care. Basically, the story is about a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with men who hurt her and she fantasizes about being raped because pleasure through pain is the only way she feels it. It's gonna be pretty crazy, I already started on it.

the twist, the real kicker, is that every person she meets and spends time with or dates is a psycho killer and she happens to be cool enough to live through every one of these meetings because the men like her, they think she's cool, they don't kill her. she has no idea though...all the while she's searching and wishing someone would just rape her and twist her nipples when, the men she's dating actually *are* killers that won't harm her.

Here's a suggestion for you Araby:

http://www.yellowpages.com/Charleston-S ... iCityState

excellent mindia, I'll ask them for ideas for the story.

[Narrock]

make a NT based movie




make his best friend a holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living

Who here on the NT is a "holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living?"

If you think I'm that way then you're dumber than you come across on the NT.

[The Kizzy]

make a NT based movie




make his best friend a holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living

Who here on the NT is a "holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living?"

If you think I'm that way then you're dumber than you come across on the NT.

If you pretend that you did not used to be that way, than you are dumber than you come across on the NT.

[Narrock]

make a NT based movie




make his best friend a holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living

Who here on the NT is a "holier than thou jesus freak who drives a truck for a living?"

If you think I'm that way then you're dumber than you come across on the NT.

If you pretend that you did not used to be that way, than you are dumber than you come across on the NT.

As usual, you have nothing to contribute. /yawn

Are you going to fuck this thread up too? /sigh

[Narrock]

and i need suggestions

feature length movie. no special effects. just dialog and acting. no animation or computer graphics. all live actors.

script and scene style will vary, there are several "sub-directors" that will contribute their own individual visions.

i don't anticipate it being very good, but here's our reasoning: if it sucks, it's something we can laugh about for years to come. if it's actually decent, great! win/win either way.

So, comedy is out eh? What genre did you have in mind? Drama? Mystery?

[Narrock]

I came up with an idea for a story the other day and it's controversial but I don't care. Basically, the story is about a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with men who hurt her and she fantasizes about being raped because pleasure through pain is the only way she feels it. It's gonna be pretty crazy, I already started on it.

the twist, the real kicker, is that every person she meets and spends time with or dates is a psycho killer and she happens to be cool enough to live through every one of these meetings because the men like her, they think she's cool, they don't kill her. she has no idea though...all the while she's searching and wishing someone would just rape her and twist her nipples when, the men she's dating actually *are* killers that won't harm her.

Here's a suggestion for you Araby:

http://www.yellowpages.com/Charleston-S ... iCityState

excellent mindia, I'll ask them for ideas for the story.

[Jay]

I don't know nor care what this movie will be about but I'm begging you to write in a leah nude scene.

EDIT: For the sake of art. Like in Titanic.

[brinstar]

that will not be happening

[Dylan]

This will be a terrible movie.

Either it will straight up suck and be a terrible movie.

Or it will be a perfectly artistic indy... which also are terrible movies.

Let me know when you add lasers into it.

[Yamori]

1 Hour of an old man in a walker chasing an incredibly fat man down the streets with intense chase music = instant win.

Or do EVERQUEST THE MOVIE which features a man dressed as a barbarian sitting alone in a field shouting "LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!! WANT TO SELL SKULL SHAPED BARBUTE 100PP!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!" for about 1 hour until he gets frustrated and sits down and disappears 30 seconds later.

Or do a real life version of Super Mario Brothers, like an exact re-enactment of the game with coins dangling from the sky and everything. I'd pay to see this. @@

[leah]

Or do EVERQUEST THE MOVIE which features a man dressed as a barbarian sitting alone in a field shouting "LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!! WANT TO SELL SKULL SHAPED BARBUTE 100PP!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!" for about 1 hour until he gets frustrated and sits down and disappears 30 seconds later.

haha oh wow this is a terrific suggestion--the part where he logs out just tugs at the heartstrings. :D

[Lyion]

and i need suggestions

feature length movie. no special effects. just dialog and acting. no animation or computer graphics. all live actors.

script and scene style will vary, there are several "sub-directors" that will contribute their own individual visions.

i don't anticipate it being very good, but here's our reasoning: if it sucks, it's something we can laugh about for years to come. if it's actually decent, great! win/win either way.

I have a comedy/drama story I've been working. It's about two best friends who are young hardcore gamers. The two are played against each other by a very attractive girl, who it turns out is sent via her boyfriend to enact revenge for the guys being jerks online to his younger brother who ended up attempting suicide due to these kids actions.

Fairly simple premise, nice twists and easy dialog setup.

[Gaazy]

Hey wtf fellas I want to be in a movie @

[Jay]

that will not be happening

You dream crushing son of a bitch!

Actually, I've always wanted to write a screenplay about a man with 2 lives. Like, a guy who is on business a lot between 2 places and then you come to find that he has 2 whole familes, one at each place.

[Tossica]

that will not be happening

You dream crushing son of a bitch!

Actually, I've always wanted to write a screenplay about a man with 2 lives. Like, a guy who is on business a lot between 2 places and then you come to find that he has 2 whole familes, one at each place.

It's been done a few times.

[Narrock]

Hey Brin, start off making a "short" movie. Something like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP3GYdrW450

[Zanchief]

Or do EVERQUEST THE MOVIE which features a man dressed as a barbarian sitting alone in a field shouting "LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!! WANT TO SELL SKULL SHAPED BARBUTE 100PP!!!! LOOKING FOR GROUP!!" for about 1 hour until he gets frustrated and sits down and disappears 30 seconds later.

HAHAHAH I love the idea of a RL EQ movie that uses in game mechanics. Like zoning and LFGs and stuff.

Make it happen Yamori, you'd be a youtube legend.

[Lyion]

that will not be happening

You dream crushing son of a bitch!

Actually, I've always wanted to write a screenplay about a man with 2 lives. Like, a guy who is on business a lot between 2 places and then you come to find that he has 2 whole familes, one at each place.

What was that HBO show with Bill Paxton? Big Love?

[Tikker]

nm, i'm thinking about huff