ROFL

[Narrock]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse,
businesswoman, Saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However,
little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer
in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put
money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go
home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?" "No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[Tossica]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse,
businesswoman, Saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However,
little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer
in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put
money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go
home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?" "No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[Martrae]

It is pretty lame.....

[Narrock]

Unless you have a sense of humor.

[brinstar]

it was cute the first time i heard it

problem is, the first time i heard it, the kid's dad worked for ronald reagan

yeah, it's that old

[Narrock]

it was cute the first time i heard it

problem is, the first time i heard it, the kid's dad worked for ronald reagan

yeah, it's that old

Old as in how old? This is the first time Hilly is running for prez.

[Arlos]

Yeah, but you could replace the end bit with any campaign/candidate.

Back then, the ending was:
"She works for the Republican National Committee and is helping to get Ronald Reagan to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

-Arlos

[Narrock]

OIC rain on my parade

[brinstar]

i've also heard "yeah but my dad is the defensive coordinator for the nebraska cornhuskers"

that one went around after kansas hung 70+ points on us lol

[Narrock]

[Kramer]

now that's funny....

i can't fathom what it must be like in Lincoln... going for decades being a legacy elite team, far worthier than a Notre Dame, etc. and having the wheels fall off the moment a coaching change occurs.

[brinstar]

makes no nevermind to me, i was never an NU fan

from the reaction of your average nebraskan though, you'd think it was the end of the world