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Postby Narrock » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:44 pm

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse,
businesswoman, Saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However,
little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer
in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put
money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go
home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?" "No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Re: ROFL

Postby Tossica » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:23 pm

Narrock wrote:One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse,
businesswoman, Saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However,
little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer
in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put
money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go
home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?" "No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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Re: ROFL

Postby Martrae » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:33 pm

It is pretty lame.....
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Re: ROFL

Postby Narrock » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:08 pm

Unless you have a sense of humor. ;)
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Re: ROFL

Postby brinstar » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:22 pm

it was cute the first time i heard it

problem is, the first time i heard it, the kid's dad worked for ronald reagan

yeah, it's that old
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Re: ROFL

Postby Narrock » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:46 pm

brinstar wrote:it was cute the first time i heard it

problem is, the first time i heard it, the kid's dad worked for ronald reagan

yeah, it's that old


Old as in how old? This is the first time Hilly is running for prez. :dunno:
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Re: ROFL

Postby Arlos » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:33 pm

Yeah, but you could replace the end bit with any campaign/candidate.

Back then, the ending was:
"She works for the Republican National Committee and is helping to get Ronald Reagan to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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Re: ROFL

Postby Narrock » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:11 pm

OIC rain on my parade :(
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Re: ROFL

Postby brinstar » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:28 am

i've also heard "yeah but my dad is the defensive coordinator for the nebraska cornhuskers"

that one went around after kansas hung 70+ points on us lol
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Re: ROFL

Postby Narrock » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:58 pm

:lol:
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Re: ROFL

Postby Kramer » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:20 am

now that's funny....

i can't fathom what it must be like in Lincoln... going for decades being a legacy elite team, far worthier than a Notre Dame, etc. and having the wheels fall off the moment a coaching change occurs.
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    Re: ROFL

    Postby brinstar » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:29 pm

    makes no nevermind to me, i was never an NU fan

    from the reaction of your average nebraskan though, you'd think it was the end of the world
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