Life updates

[Phlegm]

One of my former coworker said that Plaxico means peace or peaceful.

[Zanchief]

No, it means horrible parents.

[leah]

just sounds like a pharmaceutical company to me.

[Tikker]

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[araby]

our boy is either going to be Charles Roy Staggs, IV and we are going to call him Everly or he is going to be William Everly Staggs with the short Liam or Wes but I'm still going to call him Everly. so many possibilities! Charles' (my husband) dad is Chuck. Charles is just Charles. Everyone he knows seems to want to call him something other than Charles. Everly is due in a few weeks!

[araby]

I forgot to list the options Charles Everly or Everly Charles. anyway this thread is great you guys are pretty funny!

[leah]

I forgot to list the options Charles Everly or Everly Charles. anyway this thread is great you guys are pretty funny!

imho i would name him charles everly staggs and then call him everly, mostly because i don't feel like it makes sense to call him everly if everly isn't actually in his name anywhere, haha. (p.s. i really like the name everly.)

just my 2cp. i'm excited for you; you look radiant in your FB pictures.

[araby]

thanks Leah I appreciate the input, seriously not sure Charles wants to deviate from William Everly but we'll see. I'm ready for this baby to be squeezed out already! gah! 3 more weeks? maybe two? maybe this weekend? great goodness. Children are so disrespectful even in the womb, deciding for themselves when to arrive. but if he's gotta stay in longer then that's fine too. (Dec 31 at least, Everly, let's get the tax break. Please.)

[leah]

thanks Leah I appreciate the input, seriously not sure Charles wants to deviate from William Everly but we'll see. I'm ready for this baby to be squeezed out already! gah! 3 more weeks? maybe two? maybe this weekend? great goodness. Children are so disrespectful even in the womb, deciding for themselves when to arrive. but if he's gotta stay in longer then that's fine too. (Dec 31 at least, Everly, let's get the tax break. Please.)

william everly is pretty good, too. i just feel like everly has to be in there somewheres, hehe. anyway, i was born on january 2; perhaps your wee one and i will share a birthday.

[araby]

Maybe! It's impressive how many December/January babies are between our families!

[brinstar]

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/artic ... den,20711/

[vonkaar]

here's a new low...



just saw this and thought I would update the 'fucked up name' blog we have going here.

Seriously? Jaython? You are going to curse your kid with slurred speech even before he's born? It thounds like you were trying to thay JAY SON but it came out jaython. I fucking hate you.

Can't wait to leave Texas. Oh, we're moving to Portland, OR next month. Yay. Of course, up there we'll probably meet kids named Moonbeam, Hemp and Weeeeejjjj.

[ClakarEQ]

It won't matter. My name is Jason yet almost everyone calls me J, Jay. Folks mispell it, Jayson.

Jaython, yeah, sorry but I think that's stupid.

[Zanchief]

Doens't that mean you're gonna have to root for the trailblazers? Jaython...w..t..f..

[Kaemon]

here's a new low...



just saw this and thought I would update the 'fucked up name' blog we have going here.

Seriously? Jaython? You are going to curse your kid with slurred speech even before he's born? It thounds like you were trying to thay JAY SON but it came out jaython. I fucking hate you.

Can't wait to leave Texas. Oh, we're moving to Portland, OR next month. Yay. Of course, up there we'll probably meet kids named Moonbeam, Hemp and Weeeeejjjj.

[leah]

dear john, jaython is a TERRIBLE name. WTF, people?!

[Griever]

Somebody at my work just had a baby and named him Decklyn. How do you even come up with something like that?

[Harrison]

My son was born at 2:26am.

Noah Jack Harrison, 3lbs. 7oz.

He is breathing on his own 2 months early, no oxygen necessary, and perfectly healthy for being early as hell!

Yay us.

[ClakarEQ]

Super gratz Harri !!

[leah]

Somebody at my work just had a baby and named him Decklyn. How do you even come up with something like that?

there's a character on my current favorite TV show named Declan, which i think is irish maybe? i don't like "decklyn" as the spelling, though. or the name, really, but eh.

oh and CONGRATS HARRIWIN!!!!!! glad little man is healthy and breathin' like a boss.

[Tossica]

My son was born at 2:26am.

Noah Jack Harrison, 3lbs. 7oz.

He is breathing on his own 2 months early, no oxygen necessary, and perfectly healthy for being early as hell!

Yay us.

Grats!

Isn't Jack short for Jonathon? Noah is my newest nephews name as well. Good choice.

[Kramer]

harri Gratz man... nothing better than a healthy baby!

[Gaazy]

grats dude!

[vonkaar]

Congrats sir. And thank you for giving him a normal fucking name.



My update: We are packing up the family and heading to Portland on Sunday (3-25). I actually had two job offers to consider over the weekend... felt like Lebron James all weekend, comparing the two offers side by side. I made my decision live on TV

wait, no... I sent them an email and all is well... totally looking forward to starting my new life with the liberals

I will TERRIBLY miss my giant family in Texas. But, that's the only thing I'll look back at... Screw this place, Texas sucks so bad.

[leah]

i got a new job and start in two weeks. PANTS!