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nevermind, fuck this sorry ass rant, I will start my own mid thread
So anyways, buying out a company sucks. Especially when no one in the place gives a fuck, when its in an industry that the employees own your ass because there is no fresh new blood entering the job field, so you have crusty old over paid underworked burnouts doing the job. The owner (my father) is burnt out from years of putting up with people's shit, so doesn't give a shit what happens with the sale. The banker is a pain in the ass, because he just is, hey mother fucker, kick me a check for $3 million and let me roll on. The city requires me to have a master's license and the test is a royal cocksucker in the point that the last 48 people to take it all 48 failed.The acreage I bought for my house needs to be excavated and have 102 tons of dirt brought in and compacted but I cannot find a single company in the area with time to do it. The other house I sold, the bank is fucking around with the appraisal of the print and holding the guy's money up and the other person is fucking around on where they want to build.
To top it all off, both of my dogs have gone insane, they piss and shit all over the house just because they are little bastards, and both house broken. I think I am going to kill someone and hang out in prison for life with 3 hots and a cot so I do not have to fuck with it anymore ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
So anyways, buying out a company sucks. Especially when no one in the place gives a fuck, when its in an industry that the employees own your ass because there is no fresh new blood entering the job field, so you have crusty old over paid underworked burnouts doing the job. The owner (my father) is burnt out from years of putting up with people's shit, so doesn't give a shit what happens with the sale. The banker is a pain in the ass, because he just is, hey mother fucker, kick me a check for $3 million and let me roll on. The city requires me to have a master's license and the test is a royal cocksucker in the point that the last 48 people to take it all 48 failed.The acreage I bought for my house needs to be excavated and have 102 tons of dirt brought in and compacted but I cannot find a single company in the area with time to do it. The other house I sold, the bank is fucking around with the appraisal of the print and holding the guy's money up and the other person is fucking around on where they want to build.
To top it all off, both of my dogs have gone insane, they piss and shit all over the house just because they are little bastards, and both house broken. I think I am going to kill someone and hang out in prison for life with 3 hots and a cot so I do not have to fuck with it anymore ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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PM me with the details of the problems on the house, and the company take over, I can give you some sound advice.
The dogs, are angry about something. Tessa does the same thing. Show them some more love and attention.
"Leak" a rumor that yearly bonuses will be paid on performance once you take over the company. Anyone who knows you including your employess know that you take no shit from anyone, and if they think they can get a halfway decent bonus, they will do a better than decent job. Everyone likes money especially at Christmas time.
Just some things to think about.
Oh, and for the mods who I think are eyeballing this thread trying to decide what to do with it, please split, and don't delete.
The dogs, are angry about something. Tessa does the same thing. Show them some more love and attention.
"Leak" a rumor that yearly bonuses will be paid on performance once you take over the company. Anyone who knows you including your employess know that you take no shit from anyone, and if they think they can get a halfway decent bonus, they will do a better than decent job. Everyone likes money especially at Christmas time.
Just some things to think about.
Oh, and for the mods who I think are eyeballing this thread trying to decide what to do with it, please split, and don't delete.
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Back on subject of this rant - If it were me out there I would have pulled about 5 or 6 mobs and FDed on his head. No foolin, you want something done, make sure you overkill - nuff said.
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I'm pissed.... i would cut one of those dogs heads off and beat the living animal with it to teach it dog-manners.
I would then burn down all your properties to the ground including the business you want to buy WITH the employees locked inside.
I would then collect insurance and migrate to Thailand, where I would get plastic surgury and assume the identity of Senor Sancho "Mucho-Pantaloons" Wuevos, and live like a king.
waht?
I would then burn down all your properties to the ground including the business you want to buy WITH the employees locked inside.
I would then collect insurance and migrate to Thailand, where I would get plastic surgury and assume the identity of Senor Sancho "Mucho-Pantaloons" Wuevos, and live like a king.
waht?
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