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by **Tacks** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:58 am

so why again are you so mad Paul?

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:59 am

He just said how stressed out he is. He is buying someone out and it is hardcore shit.

by **DangerPaul** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:59 am

I will start a new rant, we hijacked this ebayed necro's thread.

by **Tacks** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:59 am

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:00 am

Necro,
Shit happens...
You need to adopt the ability to

"let that which does not matter, truly slide...."

by **Tacks** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:05 am

what?

by **The Kizzy** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:08 am

I still

you Paul.

by **Tacks** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:09 am

what?

by **DangerPaul** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:10 am

nevermind, fuck this sorry ass rant, I will start my own mid thread

So anyways, buying out a company sucks. Especially when no one in the place gives a fuck, when its in an industry that the employees own your ass because there is no fresh new blood entering the job field, so you have crusty old over paid underworked burnouts doing the job. The owner (my father) is burnt out from years of putting up with people's shit, so doesn't give a shit what happens with the sale. The banker is a pain in the ass, because he just is, hey mother fucker, kick me a check for $3 million and let me roll on. The city requires me to have a master's license and the test is a royal cocksucker in the point that the last 48 people to take it all 48 failed.The acreage I bought for my house needs to be excavated and have 102 tons of dirt brought in and compacted but I cannot find a single company in the area with time to do it. The other house I sold, the bank is fucking around with the appraisal of the print and holding the guy's money up and the other person is fucking around on where they want to build.
To top it all off, both of my dogs have gone insane, they piss and shit all over the house just because they are little bastards, and both house broken. I think I am going to kill someone and hang out in prison for life with 3 hots and a cot so I do not have to fuck with it anymore ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

by **DangerPaul** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:11 am

wait, what?

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:13 am

It sounds like you have a lot on your plate right now. Don't let it consume you. You have to crawl before you can walk. You seem to have taken multiple steps to ensure your furture. I think I have found some respect for you. Hang in there, man.

by **Tacks** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:22 am

I'll give you some advice, don't take advice from Gargamellow.

What?

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:24 am

Taking advice from me is excellent...

Unless u are me

p.s. Taxx

...it's funny cuz it's true

by **The Kizzy** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:38 am

PM me with the details of the problems on the house, and the company take over, I can give you some sound advice.

The dogs, are angry about something. Tessa does the same thing. Show them some more love and attention.

"Leak" a rumor that yearly bonuses will be paid on performance once you take over the company. Anyone who knows you including your employess know that you take no shit from anyone, and if they think they can get a halfway decent bonus, they will do a better than decent job. Everyone likes money especially at Christmas time.

Just some things to think about.

Oh, and for the mods who I think are eyeballing this thread trying to decide what to do with it, please split, and don't delete.

by **Tacks** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:43 am

Hey Paul, quit crying like a big pussy.

by **DangerPaul** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:47 am

I am going to buy and sell your ass into black market slavery Mr T.

by **Tacks** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:50 am

by **The Kizzy** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:51 am

I'll split the proceeds with you.

by **DangerPaul** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:00 am

I am selling you into the prostitution ring, fuck you

by **Harrison** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:21 am

Lol wow.

by **horendus** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:37 pm

Back on subject of this rant - If it were me out there I would have pulled about 5 or 6 mobs and FDed on his head. No foolin, you want something done, make sure you overkill - nuff said.

by **brinstar** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:27 pm

paul let's get pissed

by **Captain Insano** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:50 pm

I'm pissed.... i would cut one of those dogs heads off and beat the living animal with it to teach it dog-manners.

I would then burn down all your properties to the ground including the business you want to buy WITH the employees locked inside.

I would then collect insurance and migrate to Thailand, where I would get plastic surgury and assume the identity of Senor Sancho "Mucho-Pantaloons" Wuevos, and live like a king.

waht?

by **Jeddas** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:23 pm

He didn’t say a word. No “Hello”, no “May I join you?”…nuthin.

Much of this story sounds like me at one point in my EQ days. Sometimes it was just fun to say fuck society and do whatever I want, it was fun to watch them squirm to my bardness.

Oh, then I deceided to stop being an ass, EQ got booring then, though.

by **DangerPaul** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:24 pm

Jeddasbard wrote:

Oh, then I deceided to stop being an ass, EQ got booring then, though.

you will always be an ass

Brin, ok.

Ralf, I :love:

you

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