EQ2, the ultimate in sexual harassment.

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EQ2, the ultimate in sexual harassment.

Postby Naginataka » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:29 pm

Group of 4 with a Troubadour, Swashbuckler, Inquisitor, and Mystic invite a lovely young lady and BOOM!

Rousing Celebration: Prompt your group to dance in celebration.
Swashbuckler’s Charm: A group member of the opposite gender becomes flustered with your charm.
Enforced Reverence: Force a group member to kneel before your greatness.
Form of the Builder: Transform a group member into a beaver.
Rousing Celebration: Prompt your group to dance in celebration. again
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The better the slander the better!!! Make fun of me for saying slander instead of libel!!!
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Postby brinstar » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:00 pm

what kind of nerdspeak is this
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Re: EQ2, the ultimate in sexual harassment.

Postby Captain Insano » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:17 pm

Naginataka wrote:Group of 4 with a Troubadour, Swashbuckler, Inquisitor, and Mystic invite a lovely young lady and BOOM!

Rousing Celebration: Prompt your group to dance in celebration.
Swashbuckler’s Charm: A group member of the opposite gender becomes flustered with your charm.
Enforced Reverence: Force a group member to kneel before your greatness.
Form of the Builder: Transform a group member into a beaver.
Rousing Celebration: Prompt your group to dance in celebration. again


that "lovely young lady" was a 350 pound, bald, crisco sweating, 62 year old mangina.

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Postby Naginataka » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:41 pm

brinstar wrote:what kind of nerdspeak is this


These are the new group emotes and illusions that each class gets.

If you group with an inquisitor they can force you to kneel in front of them.

If you group with a swashbukler they can stroke you and cause you to blush and swoon.

If you are a mystic you can turn other people into a beaver.

If youa re a troubadour you can make people dance.
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Postby brinstar » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:49 pm

man and i thought it was fagtastic when aegolism made you /cheer

whoever came up with this idea needs to choke on shuriken
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Postby Treehorn » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:58 pm

or a mouthful of spiders
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Postby Naginataka » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:31 pm

I think its GREAT!

The babies on the boards are freaking out about it.

"MY CHARACTER WOULD NEVER BOW DOWN!!!!"

WAHHHHH
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Postby Lyion » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:44 pm

I really like EQ2, but I think this is pretty lame...
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Postby Drem » Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:44 am

rofl what a stupid game
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Postby Gargamellow » Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:48 am

HAHAH that is fuckin great, man:P
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Postby dammuzis » Sat Oct 30, 2004 9:37 pm

the kneeling thing will lead to lawsuits. whomever didnt think this through needs to be fired

/cast enforced reverance

/em makes %t kneel down and give him a blowjob


yeah pure class
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Postby Naginataka » Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:03 pm

dammuzis wrote:the kneeling thing will lead to lawsuits. whomever didnt think this through needs to be fired

/cast enforced reverance

/em makes %t kneel down and give him a blowjob


yeah pure class


Yeah, but that one will get you banned.
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Postby Witty » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:30 pm

This post alone is enough to switch me to WoW... or even GW.
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Postby Langston » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:34 pm

This looks like the perfect opportunity to get a little "gayer".
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Postby KumhoSpearbear » Wed Nov 03, 2004 4:59 am

I got a request from a guy to cast FA on him because it made him cheer. Just imagine the types of requests you could get here.

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