EQ2, the ultimate in sexual harassment.

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EQ2, the ultimate in sexual harassment.

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Group of 4 with a Troubadour, Swashbuckler, Inquisitor, and Mystic invite a lovely young lady and BOOM!

Rousing Celebration: Prompt your group to dance in celebration.
Swashbuckler’s Charm: A group member of the opposite gender becomes flustered with your charm.
Enforced Reverence: Force a group member to kneel before your greatness.
Form of the Builder: Transform a group member into a beaver.
Rousing Celebration: Prompt your group to dance in celebration. again
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what kind of nerdspeak is this
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Naginataka wrote:Group of 4 with a Troubadour, Swashbuckler, Inquisitor, and Mystic invite a lovely young lady and BOOM!

Rousing Celebration: Prompt your group to dance in celebration.
Swashbuckler’s Charm: A group member of the opposite gender becomes flustered with your charm.
Enforced Reverence: Force a group member to kneel before your greatness.
Form of the Builder: Transform a group member into a beaver.
Rousing Celebration: Prompt your group to dance in celebration. again


that "lovely young lady" was a 350 pound, bald, crisco sweating, 62 year old mangina.

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brinstar wrote:what kind of nerdspeak is this


These are the new group emotes and illusions that each class gets.

If you group with an inquisitor they can force you to kneel in front of them.

If you group with a swashbukler they can stroke you and cause you to blush and swoon.

If you are a mystic you can turn other people into a beaver.

If youa re a troubadour you can make people dance.
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man and i thought it was fagtastic when aegolism made you /cheer

whoever came up with this idea needs to choke on shuriken
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or a mouthful of spiders
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I think its GREAT!

The babies on the boards are freaking out about it.

"MY CHARACTER WOULD NEVER BOW DOWN!!!!"

WAHHHHH
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I really like EQ2, but I think this is pretty lame...
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rofl what a stupid game
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HAHAH that is fuckin great, man:P
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Post by dammuzis »

the kneeling thing will lead to lawsuits. whomever didnt think this through needs to be fired

/cast enforced reverance

/em makes %t kneel down and give him a blowjob


yeah pure class
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dammuzis wrote:the kneeling thing will lead to lawsuits. whomever didnt think this through needs to be fired

/cast enforced reverance

/em makes %t kneel down and give him a blowjob


yeah pure class


Yeah, but that one will get you banned.
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This post alone is enough to switch me to WoW... or even GW.
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Post by Langston »

This looks like the perfect opportunity to get a little "gayer".
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Post by KumhoSpearbear »

I got a request from a guy to cast FA on him because it made him cheer. Just imagine the types of requests you could get here.

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