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I have a chain that runs from my ears, through my nose, both my lips, down through my nipples, my belly button, to my cock and finally out my asshole. Am I going to hell?
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your bible is grossly wrong sir
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Mindia wrote: To answer your second paragraph... Yeah, it does kind of make you look like a shit-stain to be honest. If I were an employer I wouldn't hire you. And I certainly wouldn't let someone who looks like you date my daughter. You're letting music and pop-culture dictate the direction your life is taking you. That is not an intelligent thing to do, imo.


So here's my story. I have my ears pierced, and I have a tongue ring. I spent 4 years of my life constantly dying my hair crazy colors. I didn't do any of this out of pop-culture influence. I did it because I wanted it. And even despite my hair color or piercings, I graduated from a prestigious 4-year university with honors, was on the deans list every semester, and am now working as a loan officer for a multi-national corporation. All of this was done with crazy hair color and piercings.

Don't be so quick to judge people by what they look like. Looks are decieving. I have become a very successful person, despite the changes I make to my physical self, and any non-judgemental human being can see past that.
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Spork828 wrote:I am going to hell
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Hey, thanks for coming back Mindia... I was afraid this board was starting to die out.

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Who the fuck are you?
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I am apparently Mindia's worst nightmare. MWAHAHA!
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Taxx wrote:Teachers teach things that are useful in life


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Where in the fuck are you getting this information?

Ask the average highschool senior how to write a check?
Ask them if they can drive a standard?
...

The list goes on.

(I didnt read the rest of the thread past that bullshit)
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Finawin's post did make me lol... I have to agree wholeheartedly. The only tidbits of information I learned in high school that I still use today are from auto shop.
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Vocational school's excluded, and even then I'm hesitant to say so.

I know a few people who learned something useful there. The rest were just sadly mistaken when they were "recruited" to go.
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Guys, I'm really worried about burning in eternal hell fire. If I take out my earnoseliptonguenipplenavalcocktaint ring out, can I still make it to church in time to get to heaven?
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Take them all out? Really? I mean, you're just trying to get in. It's not like you're running for Jesus.
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Lourdes wrote:Take them all out? Really? I mean, you're just trying to get in. It's not like you're running for Jesus.



Wow. That's a great idea. I am going to start my campaign for Jesus II right now! We'll see who's holier than thou when I am walking on water and turning all the water in to Maddog 20/20. Mindia, I'll personally cast you in to the pit myself.

Vote Tossica for Jesus II in 2008!
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"running for Jesus"

that made me smile.
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Are all these rings connected with one continuous chain?
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"As you see here, just a pitcher of ordinary water. Now... turn around please. tu-turn around."


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mappatazee wrote:Are all these rings connected with one continuous chain?



Yep, one big chain with a hook on the end so I can suspend myself from the ceiling.
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I've read a theory that Jesus ate a lot of mushrooms (flesh) and that his 'blood' was actually his distilled urine, which would contain even higher amounts of psylocibin.
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Hell yeah. Jesus piss will get you FUCKED UP.
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Whoa look at that BUSH over there! It's on FIRE and it's TALKING.
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Spork828 wrote:
Mindia wrote: To answer your second paragraph... Yeah, it does kind of make you look like a shit-stain to be honest. If I were an employer I wouldn't hire you. And I certainly wouldn't let someone who looks like you date my daughter. You're letting music and pop-culture dictate the direction your life is taking you. That is not an intelligent thing to do, imo.


So here's my story. I have my ears pierced, and I have a tongue ring. I spent 4 years of my life constantly dying my hair crazy colors. I didn't do any of this out of pop-culture influence. I did it because I wanted it. And even despite my hair color or piercings, I graduated from a prestigious 4-year university with honors, was on the deans list every semester, and am now working as a loan officer for a multi-national corporation. All of this was done with crazy hair color and piercings.

Don't be so quick to judge people by what they look like. Looks are decieving. I have become a very successful person, despite the changes I make to my physical self, and any non-judgemental human being can see past that.


Grats on your successes, but you were influenced by pop culture to get those piercings whether you want to admit it or not.
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Tossica wrote:I have a chain that runs from my ears, through my nose, both my lips, down through my nipples, my belly button, to my cock and finally out my asshole. Am I going to hell?


HAHAHA classic.

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god loves all of his creatures equally, regardless of piercings, heathen
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That's right, and He loves you too believe it or not!
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