So today is our receptionist's last day. Everybody brought in food, and we were having the lunch at noon. Our office has a big office for the owners in the front, with glass walls. Everyone but the receptionist was in the office doing some marketing stuff, me included. The office manager from our other office comes in at Noon, and she was talking briefly with the receptionist. All of the sudden, they both scream and come running into the owners office and slam the door shut. They were screaming BAT BAT. So we get them settled down enough to tell us that there was a bat hanging from the moldings in the front office. I went and got one of those hard wood floor shammies. Everyone is yelling WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE WILL CALL PEST CONTROL. As I am getting that, our listing lead guy goes out the back door and opens the front door. I hit the bat dead on, and it falls to the floor, squealing. It squirms its way behind some computers that were just delivered. I try to push it out the door with the shammie, but it makes a lunge, and I dropped it as I back up. The handle is hanging out the front door. Dennis grabs the handle, and starts sweeping the bat outside. All the time all of the realtors are still in the office screaming. I go outside and pick up a brick and slam it down on the bat. It squashed blood everywhere. I have been dubbed Bat Killer in my office. Then we all ate pasta, brownies, and Cassada cake. It has been a good day so far.
Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Why would you kill a bat? They eat mosquitos and other nasty flying biting bugs.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
well duh. cats are cute and cuddly, thus not appropriate to be crushing with rocks. bats on the other hand are flying rodents with scary teeth and sonar, so crush away.
