The Bat Killer (a mini blog)

[The Kizzy]

So today is our receptionist's last day. Everybody brought in food, and we were having the lunch at noon. Our office has a big office for the owners in the front, with glass walls. Everyone but the receptionist was in the office doing some marketing stuff, me included. The office manager from our other office comes in at Noon, and she was talking briefly with the receptionist. All of the sudden, they both scream and come running into the owners office and slam the door shut. They were screaming BAT BAT. So we get them settled down enough to tell us that there was a bat hanging from the moldings in the front office. I went and got one of those hard wood floor shammies. Everyone is yelling WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE WILL CALL PEST CONTROL. As I am getting that, our listing lead guy goes out the back door and opens the front door. I hit the bat dead on, and it falls to the floor, squealing. It squirms its way behind some computers that were just delivered. I try to push it out the door with the shammie, but it makes a lunge, and I dropped it as I back up. The handle is hanging out the front door. Dennis grabs the handle, and starts sweeping the bat outside. All the time all of the realtors are still in the office screaming. I go outside and pick up a brick and slam it down on the bat. It squashed blood everywhere. I have been dubbed Bat Killer in my office. Then we all ate pasta, brownies, and Cassada cake. It has been a good day so far.

[Susvain]

omfg you savage

[Martrae]

Why would you kill a bat? They eat mosquitos and other nasty flying biting bugs.

[Harrison]

Killing a terrified bat because it got stuck somewhere...wow

[Zanchief]

Killing a terrified bat because it got stuck somewhere...wow

Fucking hippy.

[Harrison]

[Dylan]

All hail Silvestra! The Bat Slayer!

Seriously though, I want you on my next trip through bat country.

[The Kizzy]

Because bats carry diseases. We don't have mosiqutoes in our office.

[Arlos]

Why not chase it outside and let it fly off?

-Arlos

[mofish]

Why not chase it outside and let it fly off?

-Arlos

No shit. What kind of ignorant shit was that, beating it to death for no reason?

[Martrae]

How very Medieval of you. How hard would it have been to just get it out the door and left it alone?

Bats can carry rabies but that doesn't mean every one you see does. Unless it was acting erratically, it's highly unlikely it was infected.

Educate yourself. http://www.fws.gov/endangered/bats/bats.htm

[The Kizzy]

I am a trained bat killer. I know my business.

Oh and DUH, if I would have let it outside in the sun, it wouldhave burst into flames anyway.

[Zanchief]

Oh and DUH, if I would have let it outside in the sun, it wouldhave burst into flames anyway.

That's a good point.

[Tuggan]

haha, you people are pussies. its a fuckin bat, its not like she crushed a kitty with a rock. settle down.

[Zanchief]

haha, you people are pussies. its a fuckin bat, its not like she crushed a kitty with a rock. settle down.

A cat is a better animal than a bat?

[Tuggan]

well duh. cats are cute and cuddly, thus not appropriate to be crushing with rocks. bats on the other hand are flying rodents with scary teeth and sonar, so crush away.

[Harrison]

Bats are awesome, they fucking decimate the mosquito population

[Tacks]

I crushed a cat in the skull with a brick this morning and then I tied a rope around it's neck and drug it behind my car as I drove to work.

[The Kizzy]

I believe that. You never did like cats.

[Jimmy Durante]

You should have bit the head off and yelled the lyrics to Crazy Train.

[Minrott]

Killing cats is a pastime. Killing bats is a felony. Here anyway.

[Captain Insano]

I am a trained bat killer. I know my business.

Oh and DUH, if I would have let it outside in the sun, it wouldhave burst into flames anyway.

you are my hero. You need a costume or something in case of further bat infestations or possibly tarrantula assault

[Minrott]

wtf about zombies?

[The Kizzy]

I don't do zombies like in my younger years. I'm much to pudgy and old to be kicking my leg up that high. I remind myself of Bubba Hotep

[Zanchief]

I remind myself of Bubba Hotep

You have a growth on your penis?