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by **Darcler** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:59 pm

Great God, what was I thinking then >< I'll find the magazine I found the ad in lol

by **Gypsiyee** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:09 pm

Well you're not supposed to have sex for 7 days after you get the thing inserted, and it's ideal to get it inserted while on your period because your uterus is already open and they can slip it in easier - unfortunately for me, I started early this month so I have to deal with the discomfort of a closed uterus when I get mine put in - that and I've never had a kid, and *usually* they more recommend it for women who've already had at least one kid

And yeah, I would never do the shot - my sister gained something like 30 pounds on it, and knowing my history of weight gain there's no way in hell I'd take anything with that side effect - maybe that makes me shallow I don't know, but if it does, that's fine by me

by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:13 pm

There we go, I had to fix the topic. :hiphop:

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:19 pm

LOL run

by **Evermore** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:36 pm

dont IUD's cause cancer or some shit? i seem to remember reading about it...

by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:42 pm

Name one thing that doesn't cause cancer now-a-days?

by **Arlos** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:46 pm

Air-popped popcorn with no butter or salt.

-Arlos

by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:53 pm

Didn't you hear? Hot air causes cancer.

by **Martrae** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:27 pm

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:42 pm

i wouldn't be surprised if they made that claim

by **Gypsiyee** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:28 pm

no.. IUD's don't cause cancer, but they're only recommended for people in monogomous relationships - usually a doctor will not prescribe one to someone who is using it as a form of birth control for casual sex because the risk is a bit higher for STD's etc. It's got a higher safety rate than any other BC (it's the only one that's 99.9%) and the biggest risk is that it can pierce your uterus, but of course with any prescription that's like the biggest side effect that 1 in 98472987423894 people get

by **Darcler** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:28 am

Shit.

I always get the rare ones. I'm askeered now

by **Darcler** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:13 pm

BUMP

Getting the Mirena IUD in 2 hours. Still skeered. Hold me

by **araby** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:41 pm

good luck <3

by **Darcler** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:31 pm

Worked up over nothing. I've taken more painful shits. It was a mild cramp, at worst.

by **Harrison** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:32 pm

Darcler wrote:Worked up over nothing. I've taken more painful shits. It was a mild cramp, at worst.

Bad visual...

by **Darcler** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:37 pm

I had far more writen out about my vagina, but I figured it was a bit TMI.

by **araby** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:40 pm

Darcler wrote:I had far more writen out about my vagina, but I figured it was a bit TMI.

I don't mind hearing about your vagina.

by **Darcler** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:48 pm

She told me I had a long and narrow vagina, so she had a hard time finding the right speculum to use on me. She used her regular one, but there was too much speculum in the way, then she tried her smaller one, and while it fit in width, it wouldnt go back far enough.
So like the Three Bear's story, the third one was a longer and more narrow one which fit fine.

Anyway, how this procedure goes is:
She inserted the speculum and cleaned my cervix off with a small amount of soap and water on a qtip. Then she took some little tool and clamped it on my cervix and tugged to straighten it out (that was where it started to cramp). Then she took a ruler type device and measured from the top of my uterus to...wherever she measured to. Then she took the tube that had the Mirena which is shaped like a T and pulled it in the tube so that the little arms were above the body of it. Slid in and pushed it out so the arms were back out (T). So it was like a dolly bolt, it stayed in while she pulled the rest of the tube out. Then she trimmed the strings to fit and will trim them even more next week after the Mirena has settled.

by **Trielelvan** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:55 pm

Glad everything went smoothly.
No more cramping afterwards at all?

by **Darcler** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:58 pm

Not really cramp, just mild annoyingness. It's probably mostly from the speculums, they always hurt me.

by **Harrison** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:01 pm

by **Darcler** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:01 pm

You wanted to know, sugarpants <3

by **Trielelvan** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:06 pm

Harrison wrote::-x TMI

ROFL!
Dude, you knew it was coming. Why'd you click it?

by **Phlegm** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:53 pm

Darcler wrote:She told me I had a long and narrow vagina, so she had a hard time finding the right speculum to use on me. She used her regular one, but there was too much speculum in the way, then she tried her smaller one, and while it fit in width, it wouldnt go back far enough.
So like the Three Bear's story, the third one was a longer and more narrow one which fit fine.

Anyway, how this procedure goes is:
She inserted the speculum and cleaned my cervix off with a small amount of soap and water on a qtip. Then she took some little tool and clamped it on my cervix and tugged to straighten it out (that was where it started to cramp). Then she took a ruler type device and measured from the top of my uterus to...wherever she measured to. Then she took the tube that had the Mirena which is shaped like a T and pulled it in the tube so that the little arms were above the body of it. Slid in and pushed it out so the arms were back out (T). So it was like a dolly bolt, it stayed in while she pulled the rest of the tube out. Then she trimmed the strings to fit and will trim them even more next week after the Mirena has settled.

How long was she in there mining?

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