Favorite NT quotes (Archive digging time!)

[Gargamellow]

zanchief

[Zanchief]

Y'all have ruined this thread.

It's what we do.

[Insanityfair]

Found this one amusing. From TheExiles thread that made over 20 pages in the WoW forums, Paul to Hornedbull...

I am not sure which is worse, the over use of !!! or the caps, either way, reading your posting is like masturbating with a cheese grader, amusing at first but just too fucking painful at the end. Again, I must tell you to of the internet.

[kinghooter00]

i can teach you the way

[Jay]

I can't find the one where Diekan is ripping Dylan and saying the thing about his dad saying my son prances around in his sister's panties.

[Jay]

before we hear the triumphant seal-like barks in the trademark monosyllabic third-grade speech of our resident retard proclaiming his "victory" over those who laughed off his peabrained cheeseball scheme as the monumental joke that it is, i would just like to iterate that success in his shortbus mission is in no way indicative of any sort of error on the parts of the participants of this thread, but rather an affirmation of the notion that the tragic target of this Precious Moments sapfest is indeed every bit as slow-witted and attention-starved as her suitor. as intelligent and productive members of society, our last remaining solace shall be that the pairing-up of these two spectacularly mongoloid mutants will prevent their malformed genetic code from mucking up the gene pool-- and that any offspring that should seep forth from their loins carry great potential for providing specimens for mapping out heretofore unheard-of depths of idiocy.


that said, if your scheme worked, congratulations and i hope you two are happy together

Another favorite of mine.

[Jay]

Nice attempt, but you fail.

Hey, I'd rather have to shave my head than to live the rest of my life knowing what a complete and utter disappointment I am to my family. I can't imagine the humiliation they must feel...

What does your dad tell his friends and coworkers when the sit around sharing stories about their sons?

Coworker1: "My son threw two touchdowns last night!"
Coworker2: "My son just joined the Army last week!"
Dylan's Dad: "My son snacks on cock and dances around his room in his sister's panties."

So, just how proud is dear ole dad in knowing that his son is a flamming fag?

What does your sister think about all those times you snuck into her room and stole her panties to wear?

I bet your mom is real proud too... did she share her lipstick with you? Teach you how to put on blush?

I feel most sorry for your dad... that poor poor man...

To think, the day you were born, him standing back, chest out with pride, thinking he had a man to raise...

and instead... he gets this:

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lol

I'm sure he tells you... "I still love you SON!" But you know deep down inside he still thinks of driving his car head on into a semi when the thinks about what he made.

I'll bet he lied in bed awake for nights at a time, hoping, wishing, praying that your mom would roll over and confess to an affair that conceived you.

So tell me, when other BOYS are telling their dads about their "first time" - what did you tell yours? Did you tell him about the cock you sucked? Did you tell him how hot you got when your "date" dropped his pants and stuck his hairy ass in your face?

One boy's love of cock is a father's greatest disappointment. But, he still loves you! lol....

Yeah, I shave my head... better than being the cause of my families humiliation.

[Lionking]

saints, 5 wins or less

[Zanchief]

saints, 5 wins or less

ahhaha I like that one too.

[Lyion]

All from the same page of the thread of the board hijack postings..

jesus h christ

nuke it from orbit

God damn she fell down the ugly tree!

Wait, is that Finawin in drag?

[brinstar]

before we hear the triumphant seal-like barks in the trademark monosyllabic third-grade speech of our resident retard proclaiming his "victory" over those who laughed off his peabrained cheeseball scheme as the monumental joke that it is, i would just like to iterate that success in his shortbus mission is in no way indicative of any sort of error on the parts of the participants of this thread, but rather an affirmation of the notion that the tragic target of this Precious Moments sapfest is indeed every bit as slow-witted and attention-starved as her suitor. as intelligent and productive members of society, our last remaining solace shall be that the pairing-up of these two spectacularly mongoloid mutants will prevent their malformed genetic code from mucking up the gene pool-- and that any offspring that should seep forth from their loins carry great potential for providing specimens for mapping out heretofore unheard-of depths of idiocy.


that said, if your scheme worked, congratulations and i hope you two are happy together

Another favorite of mine.

haha wow i don't even remember writing that

[Arlos]

That's cause it looks like it came from a random insult generator.

-Arlos

[Gypsiyee]

that has brinstar written all over it~

[Dimuza]

it does sound like a random insult generator....

if I were more ambitious.....& if ezboard didn't suck a fucking cock....i'd be looking for links to some old zeke threads or barn threads on the old nt. good stuff.

[Jennay]

Martrae, yea! It was something that looked like someone shouting in russian about a newspaper, I wish I could remember it. It was my sig for quite a while

[Martrae]

I did a search yesterday for it and didn't find it....

[Tacks]

ur anger is my power

[Jay]

Hey Tacks you still have that sparkly whore picture?

[Tacks]

Hopeful made it so I dunno.

[Gaazy]

someone post teh pictar of Banggo fucking a squirrel or whatever it was, now THAT shit was funny

[Tikker]

haha no im not dodging post. But it's hard to find a cherry tattoo on clit. lolz dont give a shit if u dont believe me but just wanna find it for shits and giggles.

[Gypsiyee]

he never has come back since that post, has he.

[leah]

diekan's post about dylan makes me sad

<3 dylan

[Menlaan]

diekan's post about dylan makes me sad

<3 dylan

That's funny b/c that same post made me chuckle. I might re-read it now for a laugh.

[brinstar]

That's cause it looks like it came from a random insult generator.

-Arlos

oh nonono i remember what it's from now

harrison was gonna give this chick a framed mirror with the definition of "perfection" on it, and he was all like "i'm leaving to go do this, it'll work, you'll see!"

this was after the ENTIRE BOARD laughed at him for his idea