Favorite NT quotes (Archive digging time!)

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:18 pm

zanchief

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:22 pm

Martrae wrote:Y'all have ruined this thread.

It's what we do.

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:08 pm

Found this one amusing. From TheExiles thread that made over 20 pages in the WoW forums, Paul to Hornedbull...

Dangerpaul wrote:I am not sure which is worse, the over use of !!! or the caps, either way, reading your posting is like masturbating with a cheese grader, amusing at first but just too fucking painful at the end. Again, I must tell you to of the internet.

kinghooter00 · Post by **kinghooter00** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:42 pm

i can teach you the way

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:43 pm

I can't find the one where Diekan is ripping Dylan and saying the thing about his dad saying my son prances around in his sister's panties.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:50 pm

brinstar wrote:before we hear the triumphant seal-like barks in the trademark monosyllabic third-grade speech of our resident retard proclaiming his "victory" over those who laughed off his peabrained cheeseball scheme as the monumental joke that it is, i would just like to iterate that success in his shortbus mission is in no way indicative of any sort of error on the parts of the participants of this thread, but rather an affirmation of the notion that the tragic target of this Precious Moments sapfest is indeed every bit as slow-witted and attention-starved as her suitor. as intelligent and productive members of society, our last remaining solace shall be that the pairing-up of these two spectacularly mongoloid mutants will prevent their malformed genetic code from mucking up the gene pool-- and that any offspring that should seep forth from their loins carry great potential for providing specimens for mapping out heretofore unheard-of depths of idiocy.

that said, if your scheme worked, congratulations and i hope you two are happy together

Another favorite of mine.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:56 pm

Diekan wrote:Nice attempt, but you fail.

Hey, I'd rather have to shave my head than to live the rest of my life knowing what a complete and utter disappointment I am to my family. I can't imagine the humiliation they must feel...

What does your dad tell his friends and coworkers when the sit around sharing stories about their sons?

Coworker1: "My son threw two touchdowns last night!"
Coworker2: "My son just joined the Army last week!"
Dylan's Dad: "My son snacks on cock and dances around his room in his sister's panties."

So, just how proud is dear ole dad in knowing that his son is a flamming fag?

What does your sister think about all those times you snuck into her room and stole her panties to wear?

I bet your mom is real proud too... did she share her lipstick with you? Teach you how to put on blush?

I feel most sorry for your dad... that poor poor man...

To think, the day you were born, him standing back, chest out with pride, thinking he had a man to raise...

and instead... he gets this:

<IMG SRC="http://www.namelesstavern.com/album_pic.php?pic_id=1421">

lol

I'm sure he tells you... "I still love you SON!" But you know deep down inside he still thinks of driving his car head on into a semi when the thinks about what he made.

I'll bet he lied in bed awake for nights at a time, hoping, wishing, praying that your mom would roll over and confess to an affair that conceived you.

So tell me, when other BOYS are telling their dads about their "first time" - what did you tell yours? Did you tell him about the cock you sucked? Did you tell him how hot you got when your "date" dropped his pants and stuck his hairy ass in your face?

One boy's love of cock is a father's greatest disappointment. But, he still loves you! lol....

Yeah, I shave my head... better than being the cause of my families humiliation.

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:39 pm

Tikker wrote:saints, 5 wins or less

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:42 pm

Lionking wrote:
Tikker wrote:saints, 5 wins or less

ahhaha I like that one too.

Post by **Lyion** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:08 pm

All from the same page of the thread of the board hijack postings..

brinstar wrote:jesus h christ

nuke it from orbit

Crielle wrote:God damn she fell down the ugly tree!

Taxx wrote:Wait, is that Finawin in drag?

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:49 pm

Jay wrote:
brinstar wrote:before we hear the triumphant seal-like barks in the trademark monosyllabic third-grade speech of our resident retard proclaiming his "victory" over those who laughed off his peabrained cheeseball scheme as the monumental joke that it is, i would just like to iterate that success in his shortbus mission is in no way indicative of any sort of error on the parts of the participants of this thread, but rather an affirmation of the notion that the tragic target of this Precious Moments sapfest is indeed every bit as slow-witted and attention-starved as her suitor. as intelligent and productive members of society, our last remaining solace shall be that the pairing-up of these two spectacularly mongoloid mutants will prevent their malformed genetic code from mucking up the gene pool-- and that any offspring that should seep forth from their loins carry great potential for providing specimens for mapping out heretofore unheard-of depths of idiocy.

that said, if your scheme worked, congratulations and i hope you two are happy together

Another favorite of mine.

haha wow i don't even remember writing that

Post by **Arlos** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:13 pm

That's cause it looks like it came from a random insult generator.

-Arlos

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:22 pm

that has brinstar written all over it~

Dimuza · Post by **Dimuza** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:30 pm

it does sound like a random insult generator....

if I were more ambitious.....& if ezboard didn't suck a fucking cock....i'd be looking for links to some old zeke threads or barn threads on the old nt. good stuff.

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:35 am

Martrae, yea! It was something that looked like someone shouting in russian about a newspaper, I wish I could remember it. It was my sig for quite a while

Post by **Martrae** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:15 am

I did a search yesterday for it and didn't find it....

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:29 pm

ur anger is my power

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:33 pm

Hey Tacks you still have that sparkly whore picture?

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:34 pm

Hopeful made it so I dunno.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:01 pm

someone post teh pictar of Banggo fucking a squirrel or whatever it was, now THAT shit was funny

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:28 pm

Desx wrote:haha no im not dodging post. But it's hard to find a cherry tattoo on clit. lolz dont give a shit if u dont believe me but just wanna find it for shits and giggles.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:22 pm

he never has come back since that post, has he.

leah · Post by **leah** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:22 pm

diekan's post about dylan makes me sad

<3 dylan

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:35 pm

leah wrote:diekan's post about dylan makes me sad

<3 dylan

That's funny b/c that same post made me chuckle. I might re-read it now for a laugh.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:01 pm

arlos wrote:That's cause it looks like it came from a random insult generator.

-Arlos

oh nonono i remember what it's from now

harrison was gonna give this chick a framed mirror with the definition of "perfection" on it, and he was all like "i'm leaving to go do this, it'll work, you'll see!"

this was after the ENTIRE BOARD laughed at him for his idea