Sex with Mop and NT

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Sex with Mop and NT

Postby Jay » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:09 pm

Mop is about to have sex with his gf next week. It's breakup sex so he gets to have a little fun. I came up with this great idea to where he would say obscene things during the sex using NT names.

Example: "Oh yeah Lyion, you like it when I shoot the love lava down your throat?"

Write a sexually obscene sentence using your NT name and give a sexual context (doggy, going down on her, shooting a load on her tits).

Mine is for when Mop is about to bust on her he'll say "OH FUCKING A YES JAY YOU'RE MY ASIAN BITCH!"
leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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Postby Jay » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:12 pm

Oh whatever sentence you make Mop will actually say during sex btw.
leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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Postby dammuzis » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:13 pm

i need to come up with something funny
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Postby Mop » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:17 pm

i fucking Lol'd
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Postby ClakarEQ » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:27 pm

O do that clakar, you know the move, with the flying monkeys.

(ps Clakar are flying apes for those that don't know, best movie reference would be the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz).
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Postby Kramer » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:40 pm

that's right, that's right, Who's Captain Insano?(expletive of your choice)

You like that Boybutter DONCHA!
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    Postby 10sun » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:10 pm

    Do you want the money on the bedstand before I leave [insert latest NT whore here]?
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    Postby Gaazy » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:52 pm

    Shove that godamn motherfucker in my cornhole Gaazy!
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    Postby Gaazy » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:09 pm

    Oh wait, stuff HE would say. Yeah im a dumbshit


    Im going to shove it down your cornhole Gaazy!
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    Postby runamonk » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:26 pm

    Yeah, that's it baby. Spread that peanut butter on my schweaty balls.
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    Postby Jay » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:08 am

    Supposed to say your name too Zennish ><
    leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

    leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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    Postby araby » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:10 am

    that's right araby take it like the attention whore you are /unf
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    Postby Solaar Powar » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:14 am

    Oh Solaar, you're much better than your Fijian Roommate!
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    Postby Tossica » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:33 am

    :ugh:
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    Postby Eziekial » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:33 am

    At orgasm: HOLD ON......... YEAH THATS MY EZIEKIAL'S WHEEL BABY!
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    Postby Gaazy » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:48 am

    Give my dirty sheriff's badge a good spit shine Gaazy!
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    Postby 10sun » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:24 am

    runamonk wrote:Yeah, that's it baby. Stretch my balls out like a sail before you shave them!
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    Postby Xaiveir » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:11 pm

    MALAYSIA MALAYSIA MALAYSIA


    No name needed.
    Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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    Postby Darcler » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:07 pm

    Xaiveir wrote:MALAYSIA MALAYSIA MALAYSIA


    No name needed.


    lol win
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    Postby Markarado » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:16 am

    :lol:
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