Sex with Mop and NT

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:09 pm

Mop is about to have sex with his gf next week. It's breakup sex so he gets to have a little fun. I came up with this great idea to where he would say obscene things during the sex using NT names.

Example: "Oh yeah Lyion, you like it when I shoot the love lava down your throat?"

Write a sexually obscene sentence using your NT name and give a sexual context (doggy, going down on her, shooting a load on her tits).

Mine is for when Mop is about to bust on her he'll say "OH FUCKING A YES JAY YOU'RE MY ASIAN BITCH!"

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:12 pm

Oh whatever sentence you make Mop will actually say during sex btw.

dammuzis · Post by **dammuzis** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:13 pm

i need to come up with something funny

Post by **Mop** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:17 pm

i fucking Lol'd

ClakarEQ · Post by **ClakarEQ** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:27 pm

O do that clakar, you know the move, with the flying monkeys.

(ps Clakar are flying apes for those that don't know, best movie reference would be the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz).

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:40 pm

that's right, that's right, Who's Captain Insano?(expletive of your choice)

You like that Boybutter DONCHA!

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:10 pm

Do you want the money on the bedstand before I leave [insert latest NT whore here]?

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:52 pm

Shove that godamn motherfucker in my cornhole Gaazy!

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:09 pm

Oh wait, stuff HE would say. Yeah im a dumbshit

Im going to shove it down your cornhole Gaazy!

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:26 pm

Yeah, that's it baby. Spread that peanut butter on my schweaty balls.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:08 am

Supposed to say your name too Zennish ><

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:10 am

that's right araby take it like the attention whore you are /unf

Solaar Powar · Post by **Solaar Powar** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:14 am

Oh Solaar, you're much better than your Fijian Roommate!

Post by **Tossica** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:33 am

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:33 am

At orgasm: HOLD ON......... YEAH THATS MY EZIEKIAL'S WHEEL BABY!

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:48 am

Give my dirty sheriff's badge a good spit shine Gaazy!

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:24 am

runamonk wrote:Yeah, that's it baby. Stretch my balls out like a sail before you shave them!

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:11 pm

MALAYSIA MALAYSIA MALAYSIA

No name needed.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:07 pm

Xaiveir wrote:MALAYSIA MALAYSIA MALAYSIA

No name needed.

lol win

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:16 am