Sex with Mop and NT

[Jay]

Mop is about to have sex with his gf next week. It's breakup sex so he gets to have a little fun. I came up with this great idea to where he would say obscene things during the sex using NT names.

Example: "Oh yeah Lyion, you like it when I shoot the love lava down your throat?"

Write a sexually obscene sentence using your NT name and give a sexual context (doggy, going down on her, shooting a load on her tits).

Mine is for when Mop is about to bust on her he'll say "OH FUCKING A YES JAY YOU'RE MY ASIAN BITCH!"

[Jay]

Oh whatever sentence you make Mop will actually say during sex btw.

[dammuzis]

i need to come up with something funny

[Mop]

i fucking Lol'd

[ClakarEQ]

O do that clakar, you know the move, with the flying monkeys.

(ps Clakar are flying apes for those that don't know, best movie reference would be the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz).

[Kramer]

that's right, that's right, Who's Captain Insano?(expletive of your choice)

You like that Boybutter DONCHA!

[10sun]

Do you want the money on the bedstand before I leave [insert latest NT whore here]?

[Gaazy]

Shove that godamn motherfucker in my cornhole Gaazy!

[Gaazy]

Oh wait, stuff HE would say. Yeah im a dumbshit


Im going to shove it down your cornhole Gaazy!

[runamonk]

Yeah, that's it baby. Spread that peanut butter on my schweaty balls.

[Jay]

Supposed to say your name too Zennish ><

[araby]

that's right araby take it like the attention whore you are /unf

[Solaar Powar]

Oh Solaar, you're much better than your Fijian Roommate!

[Tossica]

[Eziekial]

At orgasm: HOLD ON......... YEAH THATS MY EZIEKIAL'S WHEEL BABY!

[Gaazy]

Give my dirty sheriff's badge a good spit shine Gaazy!

[10sun]

Yeah, that's it baby. Stretch my balls out like a sail before you shave them!

[Xaiveir]

MALAYSIA MALAYSIA MALAYSIA


No name needed.

[Darcler]

MALAYSIA MALAYSIA MALAYSIA


No name needed.

lol win

[Markarado]