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by Langston
Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:04 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Need a new do
Replies: 78
Views: 3244

Mop wrote:but you spelled Stealth - Steal


doh.

So much for the glorious return. *sigh*

Anyway - see you guys in another 6 months.
by Langston
Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:21 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Need a new do
Replies: 78
Views: 3244

Martrae wrote:Langston...owned by stealth_mode


I turned Stealth_Mode off on purpose.

Duh.
by Langston
Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:10 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Need a new do
Replies: 78
Views: 3244

/steal_mode OFF

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lumpty Dumpty!

/stealth_mode ON
by Langston
Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:05 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: What's everyone's real life first name
Replies: 83
Views: 5615

Tossica wrote:Craig


Fuck... now I feel all soiled and have to get a name change. :(
by Langston
Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:34 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Taking bets on what I have now
Replies: 81
Views: 18658

kaharthemad wrote:
AdivinaDarkfyre wrote: Besides - if you have a tattoo on your lower back,


Around here we call those ALP's.


ALP=Alabama License Plate


LOL - too true.

Nothing says "LOW RENT!" like a lame lower back tattoo.
by Langston
Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:18 am
Forum: World of Warcraft Discussions
Topic: For those of you in The Exiles
Replies: 551
Views: 125515

brinstar wrote:oh like you invented it


I'm not only the President of the Spoofed PM Club for Men... I'm a member, too.
by Langston
Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:06 am
Forum: World of Warcraft Discussions
Topic: For those of you in The Exiles
Replies: 551
Views: 125515

Hey look a screenshot of a PM with incriminating evidence counter to what the person claims to have said.


Where have we seen THAT before....

*scratches head*
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:19 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Kate Moss is Hot
Replies: 32
Views: 7851

Kate Moss looks more like a pile of kindling than a woman.

3/10 from me.
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:01 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Taking bets on what I have now
Replies: 81
Views: 18658

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:
like a woman gets an episiotomy without at least a local anesthetic


Funny you assume to know :)


I've had the same number of children as you, you stupid cunt.
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:19 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Taking bets on what I have now
Replies: 81
Views: 18658

Oh please - like a woman gets an episiotomy without at least a local anesthetic. Child birth has become a non-issue ... it's a little pressure and the feeling you need to take a shit (according to the ex-wife) when you have your epidural.

Try having appendicitis. They don't give you an epidural ...
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:04 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: /sigh
Replies: 8
Views: 647

Crocodile Rock. Elton John.
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:59 am
Forum: World of Warcraft Discussions
Topic: For those of you in The Exiles
Replies: 551
Views: 125515

I used to send tells to GMs instead of petitioning and always got a good response. I never sent a tell to a Guide though - they were totally fucking useless to begin with.
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:57 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Iran Leader Calls for Israel's Destruction
Replies: 26
Views: 7557

MY Allah is different. He wears a dashing little fez and has a pet monkey.
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:55 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: /sigh
Replies: 8
Views: 647

What's with you creating a plethora of stupid threads in the last two weeks?

Are you bored or something?
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:41 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Civil rights icon died
Replies: 34
Views: 10833

Hey - have any other unimportant black people died recently?
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:20 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Iran Leader Calls for Israel's Destruction
Replies: 26
Views: 7557

Well, if you want to be technical about it, you could say the last 5000 years... or whenever the fuck it was that God "told" the Israelites to kill every man, woman, child, and beast in the land of Canaa (or however you spell it) and then missed 3 tribes that have grown up to be those evil Arab ...
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:17 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: 2,000
Replies: 75
Views: 18670

EVERYONE KNOWS that Zanchief has no clue what he's talking about.
by Langston
Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:37 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: 2,000
Replies: 75
Views: 18670

Goose -

Here's how you do it. Take whatever your opinion is and then just add the following line to it:

"Everyone knows that ..."

or you can also use:

"A lot of people think ..."

It instantly makes your opinion the TRUTH. See, here's an example:

Take the statement "Zanchief likes ...
by Langston
Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:53 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Iran Leader Calls for Israel's Destruction
Replies: 26
Views: 7557

Old news. Like 40 years old news. The people's names change, but the situation never does.
by Langston
Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:19 pm
Forum: Board Feedback
Topic: Board maint Oct 25 through Oct 28th
Replies: 22
Views: 8487

Tikker wrote:ps, I didn't see a change control request, and you're attempting all this outside of your maintenance window


*twitch*
by Langston
Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:18 pm
Forum: Board Feedback
Topic: You have exceeded the alloted amount of posts and will not
Replies: 14
Views: 4995

I just never get goats. Mebudda steals them from me.
by Langston
Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:17 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: add yourselves to the NT map
Replies: 45
Views: 7528

D. Duck wrote:umm you dont need to DL anything also dont be a newbie, use firefox


ninja poster
by Langston
Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:17 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Taking bets on what I have now
Replies: 81
Views: 18658

ahhh... score 1 for j00~
by Langston
Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:15 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: add yourselves to the NT map
Replies: 45
Views: 7528

hello firefox
by Langston
Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:14 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Taking bets on what I have now
Replies: 81
Views: 18658

OuchyFish wrote:Pete "The Pamper" Jennings

Image


That's not lumpy. Lumpy doesn't wear glasses.